Third one so far. I'm think a One Republic song next, so be sure to read that one!
"Poor Miner"
A Minecraft parody of Lorde's "Royals"
I've never seen a diamond in the caves.
I break my pickaxe into shards, on the cold stone.
And I'm not proud of my finds…
In a torn up mine, no ores are anywhere,
But everybody's like, emeralds, diamonds, iron and apples of gold.
I find cobblestone and maybe a little coal.
It's so unfair! I only find diamonds in my dreams.
But everybody's like, quartz and redstone, diamonds are in increase.
But at this rate, I might quit in search of peace.
It's so unfair! I haven't caught up in the wealth affair.
'Cause I'm just a poor miner (miner)
I can't find anything!
That kind of stuff is just my luck,
If I get more cobble, that would suck.
Let me find some good ores! (good ores)
Please, Notch, can you guide me?
And Notch I will try, will try, will try…
To search for my fantasy.
My picks have all but been destroyed.
Too much mining for nothing, or the same thing.
And everyone who knows me knows-
I didn't ask for this. I just wanted something!
But everybody's like, emeralds, diamonds, iron and apples of gold.
I find more stone and maybe a little coal.
It's so unfair! I only get diamonds in my dreams.
But everybody's like, quartz and redstone, diamonds are in increase.
But at this rate, I might quit in search of peace.
It's so unfair! I haven't caught up in the wealth affair.
'Cause I'm just a poor miner (miner)
I can't find anything!
That kind of stuff is just my luck,
If I get more cobble, that would suck.
Let me find some good ores! (good ores)
Please, Notch, can you guide me?
And Notch I will try, will try, will try…
To search for my fantasy.
Ooh oh oh.
So I finally live my dream…
Of being rich and filth clean.
Ooh oh oh.
Life would be great without a care,
But I'm not caught up in the wealth affair.
'Cause I'm just a poor miner (miner)
I can't find anything!
That kind of stuff is just my luck,
If I get more cobble, that would suck.
Let me find some good ores! (good ores)
Please, Notch, can you guide me?
And Notch I will try, will try, will try…
To search for my fantasy.