10 Things Harry Potter should to do piss off Molly Weasley
1.) Scream "Child Molester!" when Molly hugs him for the first time
2.) Get a tatto of Luna with the inscription "My love" underneath it
3.) Replace all her pots and pans with roaches
4.) Convince the garden gnomes that Mrs. Weasley is stealing their young.
5.) First time meeting all of them he screams "My LORD woman.. Have you never thought about getting fixed or using protection?"
6.) Give Arthur a taser and tell him to use it on Molly to "Get her in the mood"
7.) Scream "Thief!" when Bill shows up with a sack of gold for him
8.) Ask Molly what the name of her 7th son is.
9.) Ask Molly if perhaps Ginny was dropped one too many times as a child for she looks like a boy,not a girl.
10.) Ask Molly if you can invite all your friends over for flying, then invite all muggles instead to show off