Bobby: Hello, all fanfic writers and/or readers. I decided to go out of my comfort zone and write a songfic.
Winter: Yeah! Bobby owns this song, but not Five Nights at Freddy's.
Cheezel: If he did, then Bobby would be an animatronic.
You got a new job,
and you're all alone.
You're just settling in,
when you hear the phone.
"Hey, man I used to
work there before you.
I need to tell you
what you need to do.
You work twelve to six,
and it seems alright.
But you'll probably
be screaming all night.
Animatronics,
they awake at night.
They come to your doors,
and they're quite the sight.
Bonnie the Bunny
is tall and purple.
He comes to your left,
and he'll be hurtful.
Chica the Chicken
is short and yellow.
She comes to your right,
and your fate, she'll sow.
Foxy's a pirate,
but he's been broken
since the famous 'Bite
of 87.'
You need to check him,
that damn crimson fox
or he'll stop you cold
inside that small box.
Freddy's the mascot,
and he's mostly brown.
He'll come to get you
when your power's down.
(Chorus:
Five Nights at Freddy's!
Where they come to life!
Five Nights at Freddy's!
Where they cause you strife!
Five Nights at Freddy's!
They'll cause you to wreck.
Five Nights at Freddy's!
Is it worth that check?)
Welcome to the job, kid.
I hope you're ready,
because you're spending
Five Nights at Freddy's!"
Bobby: Hope you enjoyed it.
Winter: Review!
Cheezel: Or else!
Bobby: Bobby the Ghosthog, phasing out.