Journal entry 1: Alfred F. Jones
Okay so I just recently scored some tickets to this awesome amusement park, and it's called Burger Land! My kind of place right? So I decided to drag Britain with me because I had an extra ticket!
So I'm dragging Britain with me to Burger Land and he's nagging the whole way, I actually thought he would be cool with going here with me!
"Okay we're here!" I said looking up at the main entrance gates.
"You dragged me all the way to this place!" he complained and nagged some more.
I was getting tired of it, so I just dragged him all the way to the entrance. So the ticket thought we were dating for some reason and we both yelled:
"NO WHY THE HELL WOULD I BE IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS GUY?!"
Yeah it was kind of weird how we said it both at the same time. Okay so we go in and, of course it's the most amazing place I've ever been too! There's like hamburger rides, milkshake slides, gosh I don't even know where to start.
"OMG! THIS PLACE HAS LIKE EVERYTHING!" I scream out in amazement.
Of course England dude is not impressed.
"Don't stuff yourself, otherwise you'll get terri-"
But I already had like a thousand burger in my mouth of course! He then face palms and complains on how I should listen to him more often.
Later...
"DUDE WE SHOULD TOTALLY GO ON THE BURGER COASTER!"
"But we've already been on it 7 times!"
"Who gives a shit! Let make it 8!" so I have to drag him again onto the ride.
On the coaster I like puke everywhere, and so does England. I had like a ton of fun, but Mr. ruin all the fun didn't.
"THAT WAS AWESOME! I LIKE BLEW CHUNKS EVERYWHERE!"
Then he starts dragging me, but seriously? Why the hell would he want to leave?!
"Aw you're a total buzz kill dude!"
"The biggest one there is!" he replies annoyed beyond all.
Yep, that was our trip to Burger Land. Sadly we only stayed for 12 hours (I wanted 15). But hey, at least I got some cool new souvenirs! I got this plush hamburger toy that says eat me every time you squeeze it! Well later dudes!