Nico went to sleep and whoops he wound up back on Jabberwock Island. Komaeda sat there, eating a bagel, when he noticed Nico sitting on the floor.
"Haha! Oh hi Nico, back for more?"
"AHHH Oh god not again!"
"You ate PF Changs and went to bed again, didn't you?" Komadea asked.
"...Maybe- Yes."
"Well looks like it's my lucky day. Get it? Luck? Cause-"
"Yes, Komadea, I get it."
"Cause my ultimate bullshit powers." Komadea did his bannanas laugh as he approached Nico. "Well now I'm going to make your bull shit." he wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"I- what?! What does that even mean?"
"It was innuendo."
"The fuck kind of innuendo was that?"
"I don't know, dude. This is your dream."
Komaeda got up real close to Nico's face and once again stroked his cheek and tossled his hair.
"Oooooo fuzzy."
"I know right? Hey, wait a minute, stop that!"
"Oooooooooooooo."
"KOMAEDA!"
Suddenly the Judge burst through the door, his beard glistening in the sunlight.
"Oh, hey Judge." Komaeda said, finally turning his attention away from Nico. "What's up?"
"I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! What are you doing trying to make sweet yaoi to this young man!"
"I thought this was an open relationship. I mean, everyone ships me with everyone else, right? Right? Right? Right? Ri-"
The Judge hit Komaeda with a gavel, and he stopped.
"Like a broken record player, I swear to god!"
"Wait so all you have to do to get him to stop is hit him?" Nico asked.
"Yep." Judge replied.
"Thanks Judge! Violence is always the answer! You know, I feel like we're learning some valuable life lessons here..."
"Did someone say Judge?"
"OH MY GOD IT'S MISTER KITTY!" The Judge from OFF had walked in...holy callback.
"I am not Mister Kitty, for the last time."
"Hey, can you lend me a 20?" The room became staticy as Slenderman appeared.
"Hey Nico! Hey Nico!" Slimey appeared.
"Naya likes chaos." Naya appeared.
And then every single character Nico had ever voiced appeared in the room with him spouting the catchphrases and running gags Nico had given them. And behind the characters was an army of picky penguins spewing out ship names of various characters they shipped with Nico. They closed in on him, the sound of their collective voices getting more and more chaotic.
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!"
ANARCHY! ANARCHY!
Nico sat bolt upright in his bed.
"Right...just a dream. I...I gotta lay off the PF Changs before bed..."
In the distance...Nico heard the faint laughter of Komaeda.