This was probably the worst date of Lucy's life. She thought that she found this suave gentleman that was finally her 'Mr Right', the Prince Charming that swept her off her feet like in one of her romance novels.

However, instead she just got a snobbish pig. Although she has only herself blame, after all his gentlemanly attitude was obviously as fake as his exaggerated aristocratic accent that you only saw in the comedy plays. Lucy was a part of the Heartfilia Konzern, she had met many people of real aristocratic heritage and bloodlines, so she should of recognised him as a snob from a mile away.

And yet here she was, on the worst date of her life with this guy. Maybe it's because he also has blond hair and brown eyes...

Oy vey, she must be really desperate to stoop this low. She blamed it on Magnolia and Fairy Tail; her giuld just had to be located in a town where the only suitable gentlemen are either in a relationship or marriage, are gay, or are both. Meanwhile, all the single men are just not the boyfriend material she's looking for.

That didn't mean that every possible boyfriend was horrible, some may have been the scum of the world and she would rather jump off a cliff into a pit of rusty nails and have a huge 1000 ton metal cube crush her after she's done writhing in pain then even consider dating them again, but others weren't so bad; either they just agreed to never date again while holding no feelings of resentment towards each other, and other times she and her date decided they would be better off as friends than lovers.

She couldn't remember when or how exactly she met her current date, probably because she's trying to completely repress the memory of this guy completely, all that she knew was that they agreed to meet at the park in two in the afternoon.

It first showed promise of being a good date, but he kept on peeking at other woman that passed by, and it was obvious that he was perving on them and enjoying it. When Lucy tried to make conversation with him (because that's something you do on dates, right?), it became apparent that he had a huge ego; the only subjects that he showed interest in were about himself and he would show interest in no other subjects.

Magic? Uninterested. Books? Literally yawned at the thought. Fashion? Rather not. Himself? Non-stop blabbering, he didn't even give her a chance to say anything.

Lucy's mind must have been turned off, because despite how downhill the date was going, she was still willing to continue it.

Anyways, she and her date agreed to have dinner at a weird mixture of a pub and a restaurant and it showed promise (albeit, the faintest) of this being a somewhat okay-ish date until the waitress (for lack of a better word) showed up.

She was a woman with a hot body that perverts would love; fine legs, big breasts, firm butt, the usual turn-on for males. It wasn't helped that she was wearing thigh-high fishnet stockings (honest to God), a ridiculously short skirt that barely reached the top of her stockings, and a ridiculously low-cut top that showed her cleavage from basically every angle except from the back.

And of course her date, William, was instantly drooling over her with heart eyes as soon as she appeared.

"Okay, what do you want?!" the waitress asked rudely, giving Lucy a scornful grimace for basically just being another female. Just keep calm Lucy, do not murder this woman.

"I would like the chicken salad, please." Lucy answered politely.

"Mm-hmm." the waitress hummed in acknowledgment half-heartedly. "Now then," she suddenly said, deepening her voice to sound seductive, leaning towards Lucy's date to show off even more cleavage than usual. "What would you like, Hot Stuff?"

Lucy was appalled; sure she wanted this date to be over and forgotten with a bottle of alcohol, but that didn't mean she was okay with someone flirting with her obvious date.

"I was thinking of having you right now, but dinner comes before desert." William replied, obviously flirting back like Lucy didn't exist. And what did he mean by dinner? Lucy's first thought was that he meant as in food, but the fact that he referred to the waitress as 'desert' made it feel like she was the 'dinner'. Crap, she's dating a playboy.

Or maybe he's a cannibal and is meaning it in a more literal sense... Lucy doesn't know which one is better or worse.

"Oh myyyyyy...!" the waitress responded, putting the hand that was furthest from William behind her head while offering the hand that was closest to him... well, to him, for a kiss. "And who are you, you dashing romantic?"

"William Birkhound." he answered, planting a kiss on her knuckle. William looked at the waitress in the eyes with his same fake suaveness. "It is a real pleasure to meet you, Miss...?"

"Britney." the waitress, Britney, answered. "Britney Burshetto. And when you're done with this bimbo, you can come to my place with 500 Jewel and I'll show you what real pleasure looks like."

"Oh..." William replied huskily, clutching Britney's butt as he pulled her down to make her sit on his lap, which she was all to okay with. "I look forward to being pleasured by a real woman like you."

"Hey!" Lucy yelled, offended. "I'm right here!"

"Oh be quiet, Bimbo." Britney responded rudely, glaring at Lucy with gratuitous scorn.

Lucy was officially in the mood to deck a bitch; not because she was trying to take her date, no she would actually appreciate that, but because she acts like a whore and then has the proverbial balls to call her a freaking bimbo?! Lucy has gotten used to being called a bimbo by others, sometimes even her own friends in a fit of emotion, but being called that by someone like this was driving her patience to its limit.

Lucy had abruptly gotten up from her seat, which caught the attention of William.

"Where are you going, Hon?" William asked, although there was very little emotion or care in his voice.

"Away from this date." Lucy answered, not even taking so much as a glance back at William, the lack of emotion in his voice was a big enough hint towards Lucy that he didn't really care about where the blonde was going. "I can see that you and Britney are much more compatible than you and I, so I'm much better off not being here."

And with that, Lucy left the building, finally bringing an end to the accursed date. Not that William genuinely cared, of course.


The first thing that Lucy did when she kicked open the doors of the Fairy Tail guild (a sure sign to the other members that the Celestial Spirit mage was mad and it was best to be careful around her to not suffer her wrath) was to go to the bar and slam her face down on it, letting out a long, loud groan of anger. The only thing that was remotely good that came from that date was when she walked out of it.

Mirajane Strauss hummed softly as she put a strawberry milkshake on the bar, next to Lucy's head. The S-Class mage turned barmaid continued her humming as she stroked the angry blonde's head to calm her down. "I take it that your date didn't go so well."

The busty Celestial Spirit mage moved her head up to make eye contact with the white-haired. "Mira, I'm just gonna say what needs to be said: Men. Suck."

"Oh you don't mean that." Mirajane said as she patted Lucy on the head, once again to calm her down. "You're just saying that because you have yet to find the perfect man, I know you'll find your soulmate someday."

Lucy sighed, wrapping her lips around the end of the straw outside of the strawberry milkshake as she drank the aforementioned drink. "Thanks Mira." Lucy said after taking her sip of her milkshake. The Celestial Spirit mage then sighed in annoyance again as she put her face in her palms. "I swear I'm cursed; everyone around me is in a happy relationship while all my dates are 'We're better off being just friends' at best."

"And the dates that are at worst?"

"...They're the ones that I don't even try to defend from my protective older brothers' wrath." Lucy answered, taking another suck of her straw to drink more of her milkshake before making another annoyed sigh (she didn't doubt that it would even be the last). "Even my best dates as of late haven't really sufficed me romantically or..."

Lucy went silent, a blush appearing on her face. "Or...?" Mirajane pried, intrigued. Lucy mumbled something, her voice so quiet that you would need superhuman hearing to hear her, and only if you were near her. "Sorry, didn't quite hear that. Could you please say that again." Lucy mumbled the same thing, only slightly louder. "C'mon Lucy, you can tell me, we're family."

"Sexually...!" Lucy answered.

"Wait, wha-?"

"NONE OF MY DATES OF LATE HAVE SUFFICED ME SEXUALLY, OKAY?!" Lucy shouted, her outburst having easily been heard by everyone else in the guild. Lucy went wide-eyed upon realization of her action, the blonde now slamming her face down onto the bar in embarrassment. "Sorry about that, Mira."

The Take Over mage smiled softly at her friend, about to say something of Lucy's dilemma being relatable, but was interrupted before she could speak.

"Ah, so Bunny Girl has been all hot 'n horny 'n no one can please her. Gihihihihihi."

"AH!" Lucy screamed, having been shocked by the sudden gravelly voice that spoke into her ear. After her heart stopped beating in her ears, Lucy looked at the source of the voice. Unsurprisingly, the voice came from Gajeel Redfox, who had a shit-eating grin as he sat on the stool next to Lucy. The aforementioned blonde was still angry nevertheless. "Gajeel, you almost gave me a heart attack!"

"Gihihihihihihi...!"

Lucy made a loud, guttural sound in her throat before taking another sip from her milkshake to calm her nerves. All while Lucy drank the pink liquid down her throat, the Iron Dragon Slayer kept looking at her with the same shit-eating grin which looked really weird on his usually frowny face. The pink potion's effects finally kicked in as Lucy drank it until nothing remained, the aforementioned blonde now feeling better.

"Yes, Gajeel," Lucy replied calmly, facing the red-eyed male. "none of my dates are able to sexually satisfy me."

The black-haired laughed loudly as his hand grabbed his forehead, the Dragon Slayer having to stop laughing to regain his breath shortly thereafter. "Now I know you're a Bunny, 'cause only bunnies are sexually hungry."

"Oh, so that's why you call me 'Bunny Girl', isn't it?" Lucy asked, quickly thanking Mirajane as the Take Over mage placed another strawberry milkshake near her before facing towards Gajeel again. "Because you think I'm 'sexually hungry'? By the way, it's not being 'sexually hungry', it's just being unsatisfied when none of your dates for the last three months have even made it to second base."

"There are many reasons why I call ya 'Bunny Girl', Bunny Girl." Gajeel responded. Mirajane placed a mug of molten iron (the mug had obviously been magically enchanted to withstand the melted metal, as well as enchanted to not give off any heat because the iron was... well, molten) on the counter next to Gajeel, the aforementioned Dragon Slayer happily taking a swig of his molten iron. "I can just add this new information to the list of reasons."

"Greeeeeat, you got a list." Lucy said sarcastically.

"Gihihihihihi."

"So how bad was your date, Lucy?" Mirajane asked, the barmaid leaning on the counter.

"Long story short, I was dating a snobbish playboy." Lucy answered, sighing sadly as she twiddled the straw around her strawberry milkshake by pressing the pad of her index finger against the end that you usually suck on. "You know what? I think I'm just gonna quit the whole dating thing."

"What?!" Mirajane shrieked, slamming her hands down on the bar counter without really realising it, easily gaining the attention of everyone else in the guild. "Lucy... I know your dates as of late have been bad, but you can't just quit on finding true love, I know there is someone out there for you!"

"Relax, Mira, I'm just quitting dating temporarily." Lucy explained, sweat-dropping at her friend's little outburst. "What I really mean is that I'm just gonna put dating on hold for a while; a few days or weeks, maybe even two or three months... I'm just gonna give it a while before I start looking for my true love again."

"Oh..." Mirajane said, her mouth making an O-shaped circle as she said so.

"Until then," Lucy said, stretching her arms behind herself. "I think I'll find someone to give me a good time. Nothing special, just someone to satisfy my natural sexual needs."

"I'm surprised that you're so casual about this, Bunny." Gajeel said, actual surprise in his voice, before taking another drink of his molten iron. "I mean, you're such a prude an' all, I thought you'd pass out just from the thought of sayin' it."

"Well I've been having a horrible love life and sex life for a while, so sorry if I'm just looking for a good time." Lucy replied sarcastically, giving Gajeel the stink eye.

"Actually, I quite like this side of ya." Gajeel responded, a huge grin on his face that showed off his sharp canines. "Like I said, you're such a big prude an' all, so it's quite interestin' seeing this side of ya."

"Whatever." Lucy said, resting her head on one of her hands while the elbow connected to the arm connected to the hand had rested on the bar counter. "Now all I need is to find someone who's willing to have sex with me."

Gajeel snorted in amusement. "That shouldn't be hard."

"What is that suppose to mean?" Lucy asked, giving the Iron Dragon Slayer a small glare. "Because if you're implying that I'm some sort of slut, then you-!"

"I'm not implying that you're a slut, Bunny; although the way you like to dress kinda says otherwise. Not that I mind, Gihihihihihi." Gajeel said, unintimidated by Lucy's glare... at least on the outside. "I'm just sayin' that your body... well look at yourself; your like the human incarnation of sexiness itself. An' like I said, the way you dress doesn't hide your body. It shouldn't be hard findin' a guy who wants to fuck ya."

"I guess you're right there, some of my dates even dated me purely for my body." Lucy responded. "Although I would much rather eat barbed wire than have sex with them. In fact, I would much rather eat rusty barbed wire than have sex with those dates."

"Wow, if your love life is that bad then you really are cursed." Gajeel said, snickering as he thought about it. "Did ya piss off a witch who decided to give ya the worst love life in revenge?"

"As far as I'm sure, no." Lucy answered, taking another drink of her milkshake. "I just hope I have better luck with my sex life than love life."

"So who do you think you will... you know what with?" Mirajane asked Lucy.

"I don't know." Lucy answered, looking into the empty air as she thought about any possible guy to satisfy her totally normal sexual desires. "I'm hopping for a guy who's single, has a nice body, good in bed and has a good libido."

"Oh really?" Gajeel said, having listened to Lucy's requirements of what she wants in a guy for her sex life. "Well then, your sex life is much luckier than yer love life, Bunny, 'cause I know a who has all the requirements and is completely okay with fucking ya."

"Who?" Lucy and Mirajane both asked.

Gajeel smirked before pointing towards himself with his thumb. "Me."

"What?!" Lucy and Mirajane reacted. "Why do you want to help me with my sex life?" Lucy added with a question.

"I already told ya that you're like the human incarnation of sexiness itself with that body of yours, so I am interested." Gajeel answered, taking a quick drink of his molten iron. "An' luckily for ya, I have an amazin' bod, I'm awesome in bed, my libido is far more than good, and my love life... you already know 'bout that."

Lucy did already know about that, hell the entire guild already knows about that. A couple of months ago, Gajeel and Levy started dating; at first both the Dragon Slayer and Solid Script mage couldn't be happier with each other, but as time went by the spark between them started to dwindle. After four months, both Gajeel and Levy started to feel awkward being boyfriend and girlfriend since they didn't love each other anymore.

They confronted each other about the lost spark, and they broke up. Despite once being in love and breaking up, Gajeel and Levy remained as good friends, so there was no bad blood and nothing awkward between the two, even when Levy got a new boyfriend.

It was bittersweet to Lucy; on one hand, Lucy was sad that a relationship that she and the entire guild thought would last had ended in a break-up. But on the other hand, the blonde was happy that, from what she saw and heard from Levy and her other guild mates, Gajeel and Levy were still close friends and were willing to fight and risk their lives for each other.

Gajeel didn't even hold any bad blood towards Levy's new boyfriend, he just hoped that he would be a better boyfriend towards the blue-haired Solid Script mage than the Dragon Slayer was.

"Hello? Earth Land to Bunny Girl. Yoo-hoo." Gajeel said, waving his hand up and down in front of Lucy's face as she went off into a daze. Lucy suddenly blinked a couple of times as she tried to get back in touch with reality, taken by surprise when she got caught up in reminiscence of Gajeel and Levy's past relationship. "Geez, Salamander's right you are a weirdo."

"Well that's good persuasion to get me in your pants." Lucy retorted sarcastically, giving the Iron Dragon Slayer a little scowl.

"Aside from my love life which has been nothin' but going downhill since Shrimp an' I lost our original spark, I haven't been sexually pleased in a long time either." Gajeel continued like Lucy made no reaction to his 'weirdo' comment, taking a pause as he looked at the empty air as he thought about something before giving Lucy a rather crude, wide, teeth-showing smile. "Unless if you count Mrs Right Hand, in which where I have been pleased last night."

"Too much information!" Lucy shouted, putting her hands up, disgusted; whenever she was going to have sex with Gajeel or not, she preferred to not hear about his masturbation stories. God, she really is a prude. Then again, Mira was looking a little green in the face herself, so she wasn't the only one who didn't want to hear it.

"Gihihihihihi~!" Gajeel laughed, finding amusement in Bunny Girl's reaction. "In all seriousness though, I haven't really had a good fuckin' in, say, about three months, which really hasn't helped with my libido. You can just think of this as... quid pro quo."

"Quid pro quo, huh?" Lucy asked. "So in return for giving me a good night of sex, I give you...?"

"Depends." Gajeel said, the Iron Dragon Slayer taking a drink from his refilled mug of molten iron as he was thinking (or at least looked like he was thinking). "If you're as good in bed as your body suggests, then the sex we have should be the repay. But if the time I have isn't as good as I expect then... I'll have to think of another way that you could repay me."

Lucy closed her eyes as she hummed, thinking about what conclusion she would come to. Gajeel watched the blonde bombshell as she pondered with closed eyes, said eyes opening a few seconds later as she came to her conclusion. "If my older brothers don't murder you or scare you away, come to my house by 10:30."

The blonde Celestial Spirit mage drank the rest of her strawberry milkshake, thanking Mirajane for the aforementioned milkshake before getting off the barstool and leaving the guild to go back home. After Lucy left the guild to go home, Gajeel could hear two other people approaching him from behind, no doubt Bunny Girl's two 'older brothers'.

Laxus and Freed sat next to Gajeel, the former sitting by his right while the latter sat by his left.

"So, you want to screw our little sister, huh?" Laxus growled threateningly, looking at the mug in his hand instead of at the Iron Dragon Slayer he was talking to, small electrical sparks surrounding his body. "Do you really think that you can just do that because you're in Fairy Tail...?!"

Before Gajeel could make a response of any kind, Freed began to talk. "Now, now, Laxus, Gajeel is our guild mate so I'm certain that he understands the do's and many don'ts of that come with any romantic or sexual interaction with our little sister." Freed said calmly. The rune mage moved the bang covering his right eye, revealing that it had taken a dark colour, a result of his Dark Écriture Magic activating. "Don't you, Gajeel?"

Some explanation is needed. A few months ago, Laxus and Lucy had developed a relationship that was akin to a bigger brother and younger sister, seemingly while the guild wasn't looking.

It was first believed that Laxus' and Lucy's feelings towards each other was more than platonic, but then it was revealed that Laxus was gay and had been Freed's boyfriend for a while now. It didn't change that the Lightning Dragon Slayer had grown to be highly protective of Lucy, as he still saw her as the little sister he never had.

Freed had also grown to be like an older brother towards Lucy; one day the Rune mage decided to approach the blonde about their shared love of books, in which where they immediately hit it off; with Freed even being allowed to test read any new pages of Lucy's novel (after Levy, of course).

Freed had also grown to be highly protective of Lucy, almost as much as Laxus. Because they're boyfriends, and because they both ended up becoming so protective of the Celestial Spirit mage, Laxus and Freed considered themselves as Lucy's 'older brothers'; something that they began to be known as because of their older brother-like relationships with the blonde.

Of course their protectiveness towards the blonde worsened her troubles with finding a decent man, since they were willing to attack those that tried to date their sister. Laxus was obviously scary, being as immensely powerful as a Wizard Saint made it a no-brainer that most men were too intimidated to date Lucy. Surprisingly though, it was Freed that was the scarier of the two; while he wasn't as overwhelmingly powerful as Laxus, his usage of his two rune-based magics, Jutsu Shiki and Dark Écriture, especially the latter magic, proved him to be capable of very sadistic effects towards those who try to do anything to his 'little sister'.

Not that Gajeel cared, he wouldn't have suggested having sex with Bunny Girl if he was afraid of the two mages.

The Iron Dragon Slayer merely made a little grunt before replying nonchalantly, "Yeah, I know the do's and don'ts. Not like I'm planning on anything more than a night of fun with your 'little sister'."

"I don't like the way you said that...!" Laxus growled, looking at the Iron Dragon Slayer through the corners of his eyes, the small electrical sparks surrounding his body intensifying for a millisecond.

"Sheesh, don't get your male panties in a twist." Gajeel responded, still nonchalant. "I'm just pleasing your little sister in the way that she needs, nothin' else to it."

"That is not an acceptable response either." Freed said, his right eye still glowing from Dark Écriture Magic as he started glaring at Gajeel. "This is only a warning, just because you are a member of our guild doesn't mean that you can escape our wrath if you hurt our little sister in any way."

Gajeel grunted in response, Freed just made a light sigh before getting off his barstool.

"Where are you going, Freed?" Laxus asked his boyfriend as he started to leave. Freed gestured Laxus to come with him, the Lightning Dragon Slayer doing so.

"Doing our job as older brothers, i.e. showing a certain William Birkhound the consequences for his actions." Freed answered, the rune mage then grabbing Laxus' shoulder so he could whisper into his ear. "And after that, we can have a certain night of fun together, just you and me."

Laxus' eyes widened as he blushed before smiling widely, as both Lucy's protective older brother and Freed's boyfriend both thoughts appealed to him.

Gajeel just let out a sigh as the two men left, drinking what was left of his molten iron before getting off his barstool and leaving the guild; the Iron Dragon Slayer had other things to do and it wasn't just Lucy.


Gajeel grunted as he lifted the large, magically enchanted weights; the Dragon Slayer was doing bench-presses. Despite his magic being one that naturally grows stronger over time, Gajeel still sought to train himself to grow stronger. This wasn't limited to the normal training but also exercises, such as lifting weights. Shortly after Gajeel 'bought' a house around the borders of Magnolia after joining Fairy Tail, he turned the basement into a personal gym.

This gym included dumbbells, barbells, and many of the other equipment used in a gym. For almost the last hour Gajeel had done a monster workout, the Dragon Slayer shirtless and covered in his own sweat.

"...nine-hundred and ninety-seven...nine-hundred and ninety-eight...nine-hundred and ninety-nine...one thousand...!" Gajeel grunted, dropping the large dumbbells to his sides. The weights that Gajeel lifted were of course made out of iron, so he had to get a rune mage to enchant them to make them immune to his magic so that he doesn't end up eating them.

The Iron Dragon Slayer took deep breaths, his entire body aching and sore from his workout. Gajeel didn't doubt that if he wasn't a Dragon Slayer he wouldn't be able to walk with the workout he gave himself. He probably wouldn't even be able to do the workout in general.

Gajeel grabbed a nearby towel, wiping the sweat off of his body with the cloth. As he was drying the sweat off his pecs, Gajeel's nose caught a foul stench. Gajeel sniffed at his bicep, instantly facing away with a cringed face as he realised the odour was from him, then again considering his workout it was to be expected.

Gajeel made his way from the basement to the living room to upstairs where the bathroom is; stripping out of all of his clothing and throwing it into the laundry hamper - which Lily bought because of Gajeel's so-called 'dirty habits' - because it was all drenched in his stinky sweat, Gajeel entered the shower and closed its door. The Iron Dragon Slayer turned on the hot water, a murmur-like sound coming from his throat as the hot liquid pelted against his muscular body.

As Gajeel scrubbed himself with soap, his mind went to the Celestial Spirit mage that he was going to make love with soon. Gajeel would admit that he found her body to be attractive even back in his Phantom Lord days, once again not helped by the clothing (or lack thereof) that she wore.

Gajeel felt his penis twitch as he remembered all the moments that Lucy was either scantily clad or outright naked in front of him (or viewable for him) because of one reason or another. Gajeel rubbed his fingers against his hardening member slightly, but stopped; if he pleasured himself in the shower (something that wasn't all too new to him) then he wouldn't be able to feel if Bunny is as good in bed as he expected.

Gajeel washed all of the soap of him and turned off the shower, drying himself off with a towel (not the one he used to dry off his sweat from his workout). With a towel wrapped around his waist and covering his junk (because if he didn't then Lily would yell at him about his lack of decency), Gajeel made his way to his room and dressed into a new pair of clothing.

New pair in the sense that they weren't the clothes he wore earlier, they were just another pair of his regular attire.

Gajeel looked at himself in the mirror he had in his room, a wide, teeth-showing grin on his face as he flew one of his biceps. "One day... one day I'll be strong enough to kick Salamander's, Titania's and Thunder Breath's asses at the same time, gihihihihi." Gajeel thought, his competitive side emerging within him. "Then I'll show 'em who Fairy Tail's real strongest is."

Gajeel laughed to himself as he started to leave his home. "Yo, Lily!" Gajeel yelled as he started to exit from the front door.

"Yef, Gafeel?" Panther Lily responded, shoving an entire kiwi (peel an' all) in his mouth.

"I'll be goin' out and I probably won't be back till tomorrow." Gajeel answered, heading outside. "Don't burn down the house while I'm gone."

Lily smirked. "I'm the mature one in this relationship, unlike you I don't burn down the house while cooking." The Exceed responded, eating another kiwi whole. Gajeel rolled his eyes at Lily's comment but nevertheless waved goodbye to his cat. Gajeel shut the door to his house behind him, the Iron Dragon Slayer immediately making a jog for Lucy's house, a grin on his face for the fun soon to come.


Lucy hummed as she wrote down the latest paragraphs of her new novel, the only other sound in her empty house being the ticking of her clock.

The blonde heard a hard knock on her front door, the person behind it being a no-brainer. Putting her pen down and tucking her chair in her desk, Lucy made her way downstairs and opened her front door.

Lucy smiled upon seeing the Iron Dragon Slayer. "You're a little early, not that I mind." Lucy said as she let Gajeel into her house.

Gajeel smirked in response to the blonde. "Not my fault your body is irresistible." Gajeel said.

Lucy snorted in amusement. "Gee, you're really trying to get in my pants." Lucy quipped, taking a quick peep at Gajeel's butt as he passed by her, the blonde licking her lips as her lust arose from within. How Gajeel didn't notice was beyond Lucy. "Is your tiny dragon downstairs the one in charge, Metal Face?"

Gajeel snorted, much like Lucy did earlier ago. "My dragon is anything but tiny, Bunny McGigaBoobies." Gajeel responded, ogling at Lucy's boobs. The black-haired Dragon Slayer's pants became tighter as his member swelled, how Bunny Girl could stand up straight with jugs that huge was a mystery to the man. "My dragon is huge, maybe even too huge for you to handle."

"We'll see about that, Iron Breath." Lucy snickered. "So how's about we stop the banter and get onto the sex?"

Gajeel made a wide, toothy grin at her words; Lucy rubbed her legs against each other as the space between them heated up, the blonde finding Gajeel's face to be strangely sexy. "I'd quite like that, Bunny." Gajeel responded, the Dragon Slayer following Lucy as she started walking upstairs to her bedroom. "And I quite like this side of ya that I've never seen before."

"This is the side of me when I'm in heat." Lucy said in a joking tone.

"Definitely a bunny, for sure." Gajeel snickered under his breath. Lucy opened the door to her bedroom, the room being no different to the other times Gajeel saw it. As soon as they entered Gajeel pulled Lucy close to him and claimed her lips, fixing the bottom of the pair into his mouth and sucking on it; Lucy moaned into the kiss, releasing a smell as her lust and arousal began to rise; the aforementioned smell going noticed by Gajeel, the Dragon Slayer moaning as it made his penis swell.

The scent of Lucy's arousal only became stronger as Gajeel's hardened member pressed against her legs and pelvis, the Dragon Slayer abandoning Lucy's lips and putting his tongue into the blonde's mouth, something that she allowed him entry to.

Gajeel's hand pressed against the back of Lucy's head as he brought the Celestial Spirit mage even deeper into the kiss, the combined scent of their arousal and lust becoming thick in Lucy's bedroom. Gajeel ripped off the jean shorts that Lucy wore, the torn fabric laying on the ground like an abandoned dishcloth. Lucy's hands made their way to Gajeel's shirt, unbuttoning it and pulling it off.

Her mind already taken over by lust, Lucy was marvelled by the sight of Gajeel's ripped physique; her hands rubbing against his massive pecs. Gajeel moaned loudly as Lucy's touch sent waves of pleasure throughout his body, his cock growing harder and more erect with each wave.

"Holy fuck it's like these things are trying to suffocate my cock!" Gajeel thought before taking off his pants, a sigh of relief exiting his mouth as his boxers were more roomy that the loose wear. Lucy's eyes were wide with hunger as she saw the bulge in Gajeel's boxers; calling it a tent would be an understatement, it was more like a monster.

Gajeel's red eyes honed on Lucy as her arousal was becoming impossible to ignore. Without warning, Gajeel grabbed hold of Lucy's tank top and ripped it off, the blue fabric joining the jeans on the floor, both no longer being possible for Lucy to wear anymore. Gajeel licked his lips at the sight of Lucy as she was left in nothing more than a lace bra and panties, although he knew that he won't be satisfied until she's wearing absolutely nothing and underneath him on the bed.

"Are you going to rip off all my clothing?" Lucy asked, annoyance clear in her voice. Gajeel growled lowly as the arousing smell of Lucy's lust began to fade, the Iron Dragon Slayer wasn't going to let the mood die before the real excitement began.

"Take off your bra and panties." Gajeel ordered, his eyes becoming more slit. There was something about how hot-blooded he was becoming because of the blonde that awakened his dragon instincts. "Now! Or else I'll tear them off!"

Knowing that he definitely wasn't bluffing, Lucy removed her undergarments from her body, the articles falling to the ground unscathed. Gajeel's mouth was on the verge of watering at the sight of Lucy's naked breasts, her hard, erect nipples making his blood even hotter than before. Lucy noticed the bulge in Gajeel's boxers tightening against the fabric that contained them, a wet patch forming on the black fabric.

Lucy reached for Gajeel's boxers, the buxom lady pulling them down to his feet, letting the Dragon Slayer's large manhood fling out. Lucy's eyes went wide as she saw how huge Gajeel's cock was: 6.2 inches long, much more endowed than the average man, and thick. Among each inch was a simple, round stud, like the ones on his face and arms.

Lucy lowered down to her knees and wrapped the black-haired man's large member in her fingers. Gajeel moaned in sexual pleasure as Lucy kissed the tip of his cock and licked off the precum as it leaked out. Lucy squeezed and shook Gajeel's member, the Iron Dragon Slayer moaning in pleasure as the seemingly innocent Lucy Heartfilia gave him a hand-job. Completely of her own accord.

Lucy hungrily licked her lips as she held Gajeel's dick in her hands, her newfound hunger not being helped by the man's deep moans. "Let's see if you're as... tasty as expected." Lucy said, looking up at Gajeel and giving him a dirty, brazen smile. Gajeel stared down at Lucy in complete surprise, never knowing that she could have a side like this. It both surprised and enticed him, and his instincts were going crazy of this new personality of one of the biggest prudes on the continent.

A wide grin appeared on Gajeel's face, not only was he excited by this part of the blonde but he knew that he would have enough energy and semen left after her little blowjob that he'll still be able to intercourse her.

"Well? What're ya waitin' for, Bunny?" Gajeel said, moaning again as Lucy gave him another squeeze. "If you got a craving, then suck. There'll be plenty left afterwards."

Lucy gave a wide smile, the blonde bombshell putting Gajeel's hard and huge member into her mouth and sucking. Gajeel let out the deepest moan he had ever had in his entire life as the blonde squeezed his member inside her mouth, sucking up his semen like she was on the verge of starvation. Gajeel leaned his head back as his eyes rolled into the back of his skull as Lucy increased her speed while miraculously fitting more and more of his shaft into mouth until she was nose-deep into the black bush of Gajeel's pubic hair.

Gajeel's loins were on fire as Lucy continued to squeeze him inside of her mouth, her tongue rubbing his large member. Gajeel clenched his mouth shut as the heat spread to the rest of his body, the Dragon Slayer was on the verge of his orgasm.

"Bunny...!" Gajeel warned, causing Lucy to stop and look up at him. Gajeel had one eye open halfway while the other was closed, his voice and breathing husky through his bared teeth, sweat on his muscular form as he could only stop himself from climaxing for a few more seconds. A strong whiff of Lucy's arousal hit Gajeel as Lucy looked at the rise and full of Gajeel's chest as he breathed heavily, making it harder for the Dragon Slayer to not cum at the instant. "Bunny, I'm gonna cum!"

Lucy pulled Gajeel's penis out of her mouth, the outside of his penis and the inside of her mouth both covered in precum. "Do it, Gajeel, cum in my mouth." Lucy said before shoving Gajeel's member back into her mouth, sucking even harder than before. Gajeel let out a loud and throaty moan, it felt like his cock was going to explode!

"Fuck... Lucy!" Gajeel roared as he came into Lucy's mouth. Lucy let out a moan as streams of Gajeel's seed entered her mouth, the blonde swallowing the white ambrosia. "Oh fuck..." Gajeel said, loosing all feeling in his legs and falling down into Lucy's bed, taking deep breaths as small black spots were in his eyes.

"That was so good..." Lucy moaned as she sat on her knees, licking up the seed that was on her mouth when Gajeel's cock came out of her mouth. Lucy then noticed that Gajeel was lying down on her bed, the blonde getting up to approach the Dragon Slayer. "Are you alright, Gajeel?" Lucy asked, concerned.

Gajeel suddenly got back up and grabbed Lucy by the sides, slamming her onto her bed. "Now it's my turn, Bunny Rabbit." Gajeel purred as he pinned Lucy down, smiling at her seductively. Gajeel smelt Lucy's arousal come back with a vengeance, the man moving his face down to her aching core. Gajeel rubbed the rough pad of his index finger against the blonde's core, making Lucy moan as waves of pleasure rippled throughout her body.

Gajeel grinned at the sound of Lucy's moans. Gajeel added his middle finger, Lucy's moans increasing as Gajeel rubbed two of his rough fingers against her pussy, her back arching as the pleasure was like electrical shocks.

"Someone's needy." Gajeel said huskily, sliding his fingers in. Lucy's moans grew louder as those previous waves of pleasure grew tenfold.

"Oh God, Gajeel..." Lucy moaned breathlessly, her insides burning like Gajeel's when she was sucking his cock senselessly. "I need you... inside me... now!"

"Nuh-uh," Gajeel said, wagging the finger of his hand that wasn't in Lucy at the blonde, "I think you deserve your own medicine, Bunny. And this'll be fun for me."

Before Lucy could say anything else to her little one-night stand, Gajeel started thrusting his fingers in and out of her vagina. Lucy's filthy moans grew louder and louder. Gajeel could feel himself growing hard again as Lucy continued with those melodious moans of hers, his finger thrusts growing faster, the Iron Dragon Slayer adding another finger and rubbing the top of her clit with his thumb.

Lucy felt like she was on the brink of her release, her insides felt like they were on fire as her climax was coming. However Gajeel pulled out his fingers and didn't put them back in, much to Lucy's disappointment. Just as the blonde was going to glare at Gajeel, the black-haired man put his face to her vaginal area, licking her precum off her pussy. Lucy's loins felt like they were on fire, the woman was beginning to wonder how experienced Gajeel was in this.

Gajeel's tongue entered Lucy's pussy, licking up the insides while nibbling on it, the Dragon Slayer trying his best to ignore the smell with his advanced senses.

Lucy's breaths became shaky and her skin flushed, the woman coming closer and closer to her climax with each lick and each nibble that Gajeel gave her aching core. "Gajeel...!" Lucy moaned, legs spread apart to make room for Gajeel's head, the Iron Dragon Slayer holding her hips to keep her in place. Gajeel stopped licking and nibbling her core to look at her, his inner dragon purring at the sight of the red on her face. "I... I think I'm going to cum...!"

"Cum for me, Lucy." Gajeel said, surprising Lucy that he used her real name. "Cum in my mouth, say my name!"

"Ooooh... Gajeel!" Lucy screamed as she entered her climax, her juices flowing out of her pussy and into Gajeel's mouth, the Iron Dragon Slayer enjoying the taste.

"Mmm... tasty, like pure iron." Gajeel said as he licked the rest of Lucy's juices off his lips.

"So you're saying that my juices taste like metal, huh?" Lucy remarked, looking at Gajeel with a raised eyebrow and amused smirk, although her face still had that flush of red on it. "No wonders why most of those horrible dates that I had sex with skipped the foreplay."

"I didn't say that your juices tasted like pure iron, I said they were tasty like pure iron. Although it woulda been really good if they did taste like pure iron." Gajeel said, crawling over Lucy's body until he was on top of her. The Iron Dragon Slayer started sucking on the Celestial Spirit mage's neck, making her moan. Gajeel moved his hands over Lucy's breasts, massaging them, making both of them feel pleasure. Not wanting Gajeel to have all the fun in this foreplay, Lucy moved her head to suck on Gajeel's neck like a hungry vampire, although there was a red love bite on the area where Gajeel sucked; the right side of her neck.

Gajeel continued to massage Lucy's plump breasts, a moan escaping as Lucy started to bite the area she was sucking. Lucy began rubbing Gajeel's chest, making a growl rise in the man as his dragon instincts were starting to act up. Gajeel's red eyes focused on Lucy's love bite, a sudden feeling to bite deeply into the tasty-looking piece of flesh arising within him.

Lucy stopped sucking on Gajeel's neck. "Want to finally get to the intercourse?" Lucy purred seductively into Gajeel's ear, rubbing her legs against Gajeel's hard member. Gajeel snapped out of his trance, grinning at the blonde woman. Gajeel put one of Lucy's breasts in his mouth, the Iron Dragon Slayer sucking on it while massaging its twin.

Gajeel rubbed his member against the folds of Lucy's core, both wet from their precum made by the people attached to them. "Oh Gajeel... you're to much...!" Lucy moaned wrapping her arms around the long-haired man until her hands were on his back, keeping him close to her.

Gajeel stopped sucking on Lucy's tit, moving his mouth close to her ear. "I should be saying that to you, no one else has made me this hard in a long time." Gajeel whispered huskily in Lucy's ear, sending wonderful shivers up her spine. Gajeel let out a really loud moan as the scent of Lucy's arousal reached its apex. "I can't stop myself anymore. Ready or not, here I come."

With a heavy grunt, Gajeel thrust himself into Lucy, the blonde letting out a loud moan as the man shoved his hard-as-steel erect member deep into her body. Gajeel began thrusting and thrusting Lucy again and again, his member going deeper and deeper inside the woman with each powerful thrust. Lucy's hold on Gajeel deeply tightened, the Dragon Slayer was also holding her very close with immense strength.

Lucy's breaths became deeper and faster as a coil began to build within her, and she felt like if she doesn't climax soon then her body would explode. Gajeel's breaths were becoming deeper and harder as he penetrated more and more deep into Lucy's core. Her walls were clasping down on his cock from all sides, squeezing the organ mercilessly, sending unimaginable waves of pleasure through Gajeel.

Gajeel looked down at the blonde he was fucking harder than anyone else he had fucked before. He would have never believed that he would be doing this with the blonde when they first met, that they would be not just friends but also friends with benefits. Well friends with benefits if this was more than a one-night stand.

For some reason, a part of Gajeel was angry that they were only friends, but he chose to ignore it as his thoughts became lost in his ecstasy. He watched as Lucy's breasts jiggled with each thrust he gave her, the urge to suck on the gigantic organs again becoming nearly overwhelming. Gajeel's cock felt like it was on fire, and if he didn't release soon than his balls would explode. At least that's what it felt like.

"Lucy...!" Gajeel warned, his body coating in sweat as the heat in him rose to levels that could put Natsu to shame. "I gonna... cum soon. I... I can't hold it in... much longer."

"I don't think... I can hold it in... much longer... either, Gajeel." Lucy said, coated in her own sweat like the man who was fucking her beyond her expectations. "I need... to cum soon...! I can't stop myself...!"

Gajeel's thrusting reach its pinnacle as he increased its speed until he was as deep in Lucy as possible. Both Lucy and Gajeel screamed each other's name as they both climaxed at the same time. Lucy's nails dug into Gajeel's back as she orgasmed, leaving painful crescent moons on the Dragon Slayer but he didn't care because she was giving him the best sex of his life.

Gajeel collapsed onto Lucy after he was done cumming his seed into her, his dick exiting her soaked folds as he rolled onto his side. Lucy and Gajeel were left breathing deeply as they looked at the former's ceiling, a myriad of black spots in their vision, both utterly exhausted from the sex they just had.

"That was... unbelievable." Lucy breathed, covering herself with the bed covers as the cold air blew over her exposed skin.

"You weren't... so bad... yourself." Gajeel breathed, smirking. "Besides... I've had... many one-night... stands."

"Oh really...?" Lucy asked, starring at Gajeel. "How many... have you had?"

"Gihihihihi..." Gajeel laughed, still breathing deeply as he regained lost energy. Gajeel was aware that Lucy was steadily watching the rise and fall of his chest, but he didn't mind nor care that she was. "Enough that they... eclipse that of... your little... lion cub."

Lucy snorted in amusement to Gajeel's statement. "Loke may be... a total playboy... but he has never had... sex with anyone." Lucy said, chuckling to herself before looking at Gajeel. "So Gaj... what do I owe you?"

"Hmm." Gajeel hummed as he thought about his response, rubbing his chin as he thought of what Bunny Girl could give him. There wasn't really much that he needed Bunny Girl for that he couldn't get from at least one other female in the guild, or just anyone in general in the guild, or just himself. He did admittedly have an interest in her when he and Shrimp lost their spark. Gajeel looked at the blonde known as the light of his guild, a huge grin on his face. "I'll think about it later... you were probably one of the best fucks I've ever had, an' that a lot."

Lucy just let out an exhale before falling asleep. Gajeel just looked back up at Lucy's ceiling, wondering if he should go home or just sleep in Bunny Girl's bed. A pair of slender arms wrapped around Gajeel's muscular frame, the Iron Dragon Slayer looking to see that Lucy had hugged and clung onto him in her sleep.

"So Bunny's a cuddler, huh?" Gajeel thought as Lucy cuddled against him in her sleep, her face digging into his chest as her boobs pressed against his abs. Gajeel wrapped his muscular arms around Lucy, the blonde letting out a little content sigh in her sleep. She did give him a good time - the best time really - so he owes her this. Gajeel feared that he will have to use up the owe that Lucy... owes him by asking her to stop her so-called older brothers from killing him.

Gajeel looked at the blonde wrapped in his arms, the pupils in his eyes turning slit as protective and possessive emotions were inexplicably building within him. Gajeel's eye focussed on the love bite he left on Lucy's neck, a low growl escaping him as the desire to bite into the flesh returned with a vengeance. Gajeel managed to resist the desire and decided to think about it later, the Dragon Slayer succumbing to his exhaustion and falling asleep with the buxom blonde still in his arms.


Author's Note: Does anyone else not know how to start an Author's Note?

If you're reading this then you probably have read what is (hopefully) the first chapter of a new story I'm working on; Quid Pro Quo. Of course, this is a Gajucy fic.

Not sure how many chapters this story will have, maybe only twenty five at most; but I'm open to this having more than twenty five chapters if that's what happens. I'unno, I'm not Carla so I can't see the future.

This is my first time writing two characters having sex, so I'm sorry if the sex scene came out weird. There will be more than just sex between Gajeel and Lucy, feelings will develop between these two.

Until then...

Bye.