Ways to annoy the X-Men
Rogue:
- Hide her gloves
- Chant nonstop: 'Mystique is awesome'.
- Ask her: How come you're not blue?
- Tell her you want to kiss her.
(If you're a girl; say it anyway just to freak her out.)
- Ask her where she got her Halloween costume.
- Comment on her hair.
- Say "I've been missing my Queen of Hearts." in a low and sexy voice behind her and run when she's after you.
- Give her a bikini as her birthday present.
Scott:
- Remove his visor and hide it.
- 'Borrow' his bike/car.
- Return it all dirty.
- Wave the keys of the cars, trucks, tanks, and the jet in front of him and toss them to Multiple and the others.
- Blow up his car.
- Ask him if he's colour blind.
- Ask: How well can you see in the dark?
- Read a love letter to Jean from Duncan loudly to him. (if you can't find any, just use your imagination. - that's a better idea actually. )
- Throw a party. (lock all the doors and windows)
Wolverine:
- Get rid of all the beers and cigarettes in the Institute.
- Ask him when does he howl at the moon.
- Ruffle his hair.
- Force him to wear a pink hair band with cat's ears. (and a dress, if possible)
- Call him 'wolfie'.
- Break the awkward silence by saying: so… how many fingers do you have??
Kurt:
- Squeal: HERE'S MY FLUFFY, FUZZY BLUE ELF!! -insert heart-
- Tug his tail.
- Ask him if that hurts.
- Give him a muffin, and then tell him Kitty baked it when he took a big bite.
- Make him wax all engines (including the jet, of course).
(Don't forget to splash water everywhere and leave fingerprints on them)
- Hide his watch.
- Take a picture of him and hand them to everyone.
- Yell: HIGH FIVE;
Then: Ohhhh, I'm SO sorry. Did I just insult you?
Kitty:
- Run around her in circles, screaming: EAAARTHQUAKE!!
- Every time she walks past you without going through you, bow (Japanese style) and say: Thank you for giving me personal space!
- Have Kurt teleporting in her face with a loud 'BAMF'.
- Wait until she finally feel comfortable in her float bed and jump into the pool, making it flip over.
- Have Kurt in the pool all the time.
- Count the number of blue fur invisible on the surface loudly next to her.
- Ask her how often she gets stuck between walls.
- Lock her in her locker. (oh wait. That doesn't work anymore. :()
Jean:
- Beg her to read your mind every 5 seconds.
Then get pissed and yell: get outta my head!!
- Have very disturbing and annoying thoughts.
- Shave her head (when she's sleeping).
- Lock Blob in her room.
Storm:
- Ask her where she got those contact lenses
- Ask why white hair is so in fashion nowadays.
- Scream: Stop crying! You're killing all the plants!!
- Points at her and shout: GLOBAL WARMING!!
Hank:
- Call him Grandpa.
- Give him a banana.
Professor:
- Remove his wheelchair and replace it with a manual one.
- Hide his wheelchair.
- Spin the wheelchair.
- If he's in it… spin anyway. :D
Well, that's all... for now. :(
(Yeahh. I know they're not that good... )
SO anymore suggestions will be appreciated.!!
Hope everyone had fun! ;D