This should have been done a long time ago.

I bought the new DOOM the other day and my first thought was 'Yes! How do you like getting head torn off with my bare hands you demon bitch!' Thankfully I was able to come down from my virtual bloodlust and went to get some chicken strips. (Dip them in BBQ sauce, it's amazing.)

While walking by the computer, I saw my sister watching Hellsing Abridged, showing off Alucard's brutal walks. Then one idea led to another and now here we are. Of course it takes place in the real Hellsing universe.

Please note; this starts off at the end of the game so spoilers. Then again I saw how it would end from a mile away so it shouldn't be any surprise.

Now anyways, it time to march head first into hell.

Chapter 1: Revenge is Best Served With Hot Lead

"No, you don't know what you are doing! The facility will not survive the power surge!" Hayden screamed as I kept on punching the red energy sphere that contained the crucible.

With one last powerful punch the energy was destroyed and the energy coursed through my arm and sending excruciating pain into my body. I just shrugged it off as usual.

Grabbing the hilt of the demonic blade I gave it a flick and the red energy surged out forming the blade of an extremely long sword topped with a crescent blade.

"I must advise you that the facility will now self destruct. Temporarily ripping a portal to hell, possibly." The monotone voice of the copy of VEGA said from inside my suite. The copy I downloaded may not have all the processing power or thinking skills of the original, but he still does his job well. After all he was the one to get me out of the sarcophagus when the backstabbing trash can stuffed me back in it.

Apparently VEGA acts like a new born chicken, the first person he sees when getting activated becomes his new boss. Thankfully that was me instead of Dr. Hayden. Needless to say I was not happy about getting betrayed.

I immediately tore through the ruined facilities and tearing any leftover demons or possessed apart. I even ran into one particularly stubborn hell knight, who I then beat to death with its own severed leg. I quickly found Hayden trying to get on a ship for earth with the crucible. I obviously wasn't going to just let him walk away.

Now here I am standing over the cyber-doctor with the blade of hellish energy with the hangar starting to explode around us. I didn't care; I knew that if I died would just go to hell and I would just go on another rampage where I would rip and tear apart demons, this time for eternity. I couldn't wait.

"I was trying to better humanity, don't you see? Hell's energy would have given Earth unlimited power. Humans could finally-" his little speech was cut off by buckshot, courtesy of my super shotgun, entering his metal chest. The sheer force of the blast blew his entire upper body into nothing but scrap metal.

Why can't these idiots just leave hell alone? 'It's for the greater good and blah blah blah.' Don't mess with hell or you'll bring demons. And if there are demons you'll get me. Why is that so hard for these people to get?

I put the shotgun away back into my quantum backpack and waited for the end.

"RRRROOOAAAAARRRRRR!"

Turning around I saw the source of the noise to be the disgusting familiar behemoth known as the cyberdemon.

"You came back faster than usual this time." I said; giving the crucible a small twirl as I stretched my muscles as I got ready to kill this thing, again.

"You ready go big boy? We don't have all day." I gestured to the exploding hangar around us.

The demons response was to give a deep throaty growl.

Like a silent bell was wrung we charged each other as the hangar erupted and to a large inferno as we leapt at each other. The monsters arm cannon powering up, while I was about to bring my blade down at my foe.

Yet, before we could really start, a surge of energy ripped through the building, destroying everything in its path.

When it reached me, I felt ever atom of my being violently ripped apart. The last thing I saw was the demon that had become more of a rival roar in hatred at me as we both disappeared.

…

Integra

To say I was stressed was an understatement.

Not only did I have the increase in vampire attacks, the round table conference in a three weeks, dealing with what I suspect a bipolar vampire girl, and Alucard, to worry about, now there was storm cloud that was large enough to cover all of Europe and some of Asia.

The storm had suddenly appeared out of nowhere an hour ago and not only was it giving of an uncomfortable energy that seemed to make its self known to everyone, it also got Alucard excited for reasons even he doesn't know. Then there's the…

My thought were then interrupted my thoughts by the crash of thunder as the storm clouds suddenly lowed a ominous blood red for a moment, its lights briefly flooding my office.

…red lightning. You cannot get much more ominous then that.

I then head a knock on my door as Walter came in carrying a silver platter with what looked like an envelope.

"Ser Integra, you asked me to inform you should we get any new information on the storm and I have brought you just that."

I took the paper from him and quickly read through its contents. I gave small sigh of both worry and relief.

"It seems that the storm is quickly dissipating at a rate that will see the cloud disappear within the hour. However, it seems that a particularly powerful lighting strike near a small town named Kiltern. It was just after this strike that the storm began to dissipate." I told Walter. Ever the faithful butler, Walter would not have read anything unless he was tasked to.

"I must say that this situation is quite peculiar. There are few things that surprise me, but this is most certainly one of them. No doubt you will send someone to investigate the lighting strike?" he asked.

"Of course, though once you leave please send up Alucard and the Police Girl. I have a feeling that we will need him for this."

With a small bow, Walter left to do as I asked, leaving me alone once again.

Reaching for one of my cigars, I briefly felt all my troubles start piling up. I don't know why but I knew this storm was just the tip of the iceberg. For an instant, I had the feeling of impending doom. (I'm clever!)

…

Doom Slayer, Doomguy, Hell Walker, Unchained Predator, Scourge of Hell etc.

I usually don't get to sleep in comfortable places, but the grassy field I had landed in was surprisingly nice.

Despite my rather ruff landing, (if falling from the sky could be considered ruff) I kept a calm mind and tried to figure out where I was. At first I was extremely confused when I saw nice green plants considering neither Mars nor hell had anything like plants. That is until VEGA told me we were teleported to earth. Though he said something about technology not being up to date or something. No doubt the unpredictable energies of hell had something to do with that.

I just let VEGA go over whatever he could get his hands own via the satellites orbiting the planet, which was odd considering they were replace with entire space stations now. More questions for later, but first a nap.

Laying down and staring up at the moon I felt something that I hadn't felt for what felt like centuries. Peace. Closing my eyes I prepared myself for sleep.

I had just begun to drift when I could faintly hear the voices of people. One with an obviously feminine voice while the other was a deep and intimidating, well intimidating for other people anyways. Both however had an accent, I think Australian. No wait English, or is it British? I never got the difference between England and Britain.

That means I'm in Europe, which doesn't make sense since the field I'm in shouldn't exist then. Europe was notoriously overcrowded and almost all steel and cement. Great, more questions.

Getting off the ground, I summoned my shotgun with the explosive shot attachment. I just stood there and waited for whoever was coming. Weapon down, but ready for action at a moment's notice.

Hope whoever was coming is friendly. If there not, then hopefully they can give me a good fight.

At the last thought I let a smile spread across my face.

…

Alucard

Walking along, I was tempted to just kill the Police Girl here and now. She wouldn't stop complaining about being called Police Girl. She also wouldn't stop worrying if this mission would end up like the last one. So she got impaled by several blessed bayonets, get over it. I still don't know what she was worried about. That man Anderson, just thinking about him brought a fang filled smile to my face.

An abomination of science doing the work of god. It made me want to laugh. I knew that sooner or later one of us would kill the other. This was the beginning of an amazing feud.

"Master, are you even listening?!" The Police Girl all but shrieked.

"No."

She then proceeded to cross her arms with a small scowl on her face. She was like that for a few seconds before her features softened and she turned back to me. "What do you think we're going to find? I mean that storm felt creepy and it covered an entire continent! What could do that?" she said, her head slightly tilted to the side, briefly reminding me of a puppy.

Ah yes, the storm. The feeling it gave off was something I could never forget. Despair, anguish, pain, sorrow, anger, and blinding rage all rolled into one feeling. I may not know what it was, but it made my blood boil. It was exhilarating. And now we were headed to what may have caused it, I finally know what children felt waking up on Christmas morning.

I was going to answer the girls question until I stopped walking when I caught sight of a figure standing in the middle of the field. The Police Girl gave me a look of confusion until she noticed it as well.

The first thing I noticed about the man was the armor. Dull greens, silvers and browns of the armor instantly spoke of military use. It seemed bulky and should have weighed him down, yet he stood in a relaxed manor like he didn't even notice it. It looked quite futuristic, including the helmet that completely obscured his face. I also noticed a small red symbol seemingly branded into the metal.

The next thing I noticed was his height. The form I currently have is an intimidating height to look down on every one. Yet he was only a few inches shorter and thick with muscle as well. The strange gun still seemed to fit comfortably in his hands.

Finally was the smell. He smelled of blood and sulfur. He smelled like he had been completely drenched in blood mere minutes ago, yet he was spotless except for a few burn and shallow claw marks. Once I got past that overwhelming smell I could finally smell him, or more specifically his blood. It smelled odd and foreign, yet unmistakably human.

We all just stood there for a minute, staring at each other and silently gauging each other's wills. It got so long I could see my fledgling start looking between us nervously. The armored man was the one to finally break the silence.

"Beautiful night isn't it." He said with an almost gravelly voice. (I like to think it's like Master Chief's)

"Indeed it is. Now may I ask why such a man as your self is out here all alone?" I gave him a smile, giving him a good view of a mouth filled with dagger like teeth. "Don't you know there are bad things lurking in the dark?"

I then decided to read his mind to gauge his reactions, as I do whenever I was about to fight. Imagine my surprise when the only thing I could read was the barest hint of his emotions. And what surprised me even more was the emotion I was getting wasn't fear, but anticipation.

The man then gave a small chuckle. "Don't worry; it's the things in the dark that should be afraid of me. Now why are you here?" He emphasized his question by pumping his shot gun, completely ignoring the fact he just wasted a shell.

"If you must know, I was sent by my master to investigate a strange flash of red lightning and eliminate anything that posed a threat. Are you a threat?" I said while pulling out my Casull and flicking off the safety.

"Depends, on what you are, and what are you exactly?"

"Demon, devil, monster, bird of Hermes, but you may call me the vampire Alucard! Now may I ask the same of you, what is your name human?"

He looked off to the side for a moment as if to think about something.

"You know, it's been so long since someone called me by my name that I honestly can't remember." He said. "I only know the names my enemies have called me, funny, isn't it? You can call me…Slayer. Now to answer your other question, yes I am a threat to all monsters like you." He then spread his legs and brought his gun up to his shoulder. "Now shall we get this song and dance going?"

My smile only grew. "Let's."

Like bullets loosed from guns, I ran at him at inhuman speeds, and surprisingly he did the same. Both our fingers were curling around the trigger of our guns as we drew closer.

BANG

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Chapter one and already a cliff hanger, sorry. Now a little explanation, hell has always been eternal and it has been stated the hell is connected to other worlds and different places in time. It's not that far of a stretch to send someone back in time. Also, the energy wave tore the UAC facilities, so he wasn't the only thing to be transported.

Next chapter, the Doom Slayer vs the No Life King! See you then!