Yes, I am this bored. ~ shadow
Disclaimer: Don't we all know it already...
Revenge of the Ham-hams:
Part 1: Discovery
"I-InuYasha! W-what did you DO!" Kagome screamed at the hanyou, who was, by this point, so hungry that he was wolfing down the slimy remains of that irritating little hamster. Kagome looked at the red tinted inner microwave, and InuYasha slurping down something that looked a lot like an intestine. "W-what are EATING!" she said even louder than before. "Ham- ham." he said. "Want some?" Kagome looked disgusted. "HELL NO!" By this time Kagome's screaming had woken up Souta. The little boy shuffled groggily into the kitchen. "What's all the yelling about?" he said between yawns. Kagome ignored the boy; she was focusing all her anger on InuYasha. "What WAS it?!!" InuYasha sat down on the floor and scratched his itchy ear with his foot. "Some hamster. It said it was a Ham-ham." he muttered. Kagome's eye twitched. "It SAID it was a...you are really going crazy." Souta squinted in the light of the kitchen.
"Hey Kags, uh, why is the kitchen red?"
"InuYasha blew up a talking hamster in the microwave."
"A...uh...talking hamster?"
"YEAH!" InuYasha snapped. "It said its name was Hamtaro, and it was a Ham- ham..." Souta's eyes bugged out. "What is it, Souta?" Kagome asked. "H-H- Hamtaro!?!" Souta gasped. "Oh my god, I am so much trouble!?!" Kagome looked at her frantic brother with concern. "Was it your pet, kid?" InuYasha scoffed. "No, no, no...it was my friend's pet! I was supposed to watch it over the weekend! What am I gonna do!?! She's gonna KILL me!!!"
Meanwhile, the Ham-hams had just found out about the...er...tragic death of their comrade, Hamtaro. "We gotta get them back!" the one named Boss said to the mourning hamsters. "It's karma! Payback's a bitch!" Another hamster, named Oxnard, started freaking out.
"Y-you said a bad word!!!"
"Yeah, and..."
"Nothing, that's all I got."
"Damn straight."
"So how are we gonna do it?"
"Do what?"
"Get them BACK you dummy!"
"Oh! I don't know? What do you think?"
O.O
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Ok, this is gonna be hopefully a three-parter. If you were a fan of my original 'To Nuke a Hamtaro' I have to say "YAY!!! I have fans!!!" If you haven't read it yet, please, please, pleas check it out, it's one of my favorite stories I wrote. Sorry if I'm being cocky. Or needy for that matter. Whatever. ~ shadow
Disclaimer: Don't we all know it already...
Revenge of the Ham-hams:
Part 1: Discovery
"I-InuYasha! W-what did you DO!" Kagome screamed at the hanyou, who was, by this point, so hungry that he was wolfing down the slimy remains of that irritating little hamster. Kagome looked at the red tinted inner microwave, and InuYasha slurping down something that looked a lot like an intestine. "W-what are EATING!" she said even louder than before. "Ham- ham." he said. "Want some?" Kagome looked disgusted. "HELL NO!" By this time Kagome's screaming had woken up Souta. The little boy shuffled groggily into the kitchen. "What's all the yelling about?" he said between yawns. Kagome ignored the boy; she was focusing all her anger on InuYasha. "What WAS it?!!" InuYasha sat down on the floor and scratched his itchy ear with his foot. "Some hamster. It said it was a Ham-ham." he muttered. Kagome's eye twitched. "It SAID it was a...you are really going crazy." Souta squinted in the light of the kitchen.
"Hey Kags, uh, why is the kitchen red?"
"InuYasha blew up a talking hamster in the microwave."
"A...uh...talking hamster?"
"YEAH!" InuYasha snapped. "It said its name was Hamtaro, and it was a Ham- ham..." Souta's eyes bugged out. "What is it, Souta?" Kagome asked. "H-H- Hamtaro!?!" Souta gasped. "Oh my god, I am so much trouble!?!" Kagome looked at her frantic brother with concern. "Was it your pet, kid?" InuYasha scoffed. "No, no, no...it was my friend's pet! I was supposed to watch it over the weekend! What am I gonna do!?! She's gonna KILL me!!!"
Meanwhile, the Ham-hams had just found out about the...er...tragic death of their comrade, Hamtaro. "We gotta get them back!" the one named Boss said to the mourning hamsters. "It's karma! Payback's a bitch!" Another hamster, named Oxnard, started freaking out.
"Y-you said a bad word!!!"
"Yeah, and..."
"Nothing, that's all I got."
"Damn straight."
"So how are we gonna do it?"
"Do what?"
"Get them BACK you dummy!"
"Oh! I don't know? What do you think?"
O.O
.
Ok, this is gonna be hopefully a three-parter. If you were a fan of my original 'To Nuke a Hamtaro' I have to say "YAY!!! I have fans!!!" If you haven't read it yet, please, please, pleas check it out, it's one of my favorite stories I wrote. Sorry if I'm being cocky. Or needy for that matter. Whatever. ~ shadow