Hello my darlings! I miss you all so much! Between school and my crazy life, I haven't had time to sit down and write. But I thought I would give you all a treat for falling off the face of the earth and discontinuing my Mark of Athena story… You all get a UNICORN!

Just kidding. I wish I could give you all unicorns though. The real treat is a new story. Many of you asked for this and I sat down one day and started writing. This is the Percy/Nico version of my other story, Awkward Conversations, which, if you haven't already, I suggest you read that. It is very funny and is one of the best stories I've written.

Any-who, I do not own Percy Jackson (every time I write this phrase, I want to cry) or Theory of a Deadman… (Not that any of you thought I did… this is just pointless…)

Percy's PoV

I was sitting in Nico's cabin, listening to some music, minding my own business, avoiding Piper, when Nico comes in. Now Nico doesn't scare me. I knew the kid when he played with tiny plastic people. However Piper, (who walked in with him) I am scared of.

Annabeth texted me three hours ago recapping their little 'conversation' and, frankly, I did not want to talk about my sex life with someone two years younger than me. Not to mention the fact that Piper is Aphrodite's daughter and the goddess can NOT have that information.

"Percy Jackson! Annabeth told me what you did to her! And mister, that kind of behavior is not allowed!" Piper ripped the ear-buds out of my ears and stood over me with her hands on her hips.

"I was listening to that." Was my answer.

"Look into my eyes. Do you see someone who cares?! I would much rather talk about you and Annabeth. How could you? She was just an innocent girl!"

"You make it sound like I killed her. Which I did not. It was probably the best night of her life. I'll have you know that I am amazing in-"

"Oh my gods! Please don't even finish that sentence! I don't want to know!" Then Piper ran out.

"So Percy…" Nico said. He sprawled out on the bed. "You finally lost it? And here I thought Annabeth was saving herself for marriage…"

"Nico, be quiet."

"I just have one question for you."

"And what would that be?"

"How drunk was she?"

"Excuse me? Are you trying to imply that the only way Annabeth would sleep with me is if she were wasted?"

"Well… yes. How else would get any?"

"For your information Nico di Angelo, Annabeth was very sober and very into me!"

"Actually, I think you were in her."

"Nico!"

"What?"

"I am not going to talk about this with you!"

"Why not?"

"Because your 15 and my sex life is none of your business!"

"But I wanna know!"

"I don't care!"

"But was Annabeth, like, good? Was she worth it?"

"Of course she was worth it! What's wrong with you?"

"Nothing. I just wanna know."

"Nico, I'm leaving. We are not talking about this."

"Fine if you won't tell me, I'll go ask Annabeth." This made me stop in my tracks.

"You wouldn't dare."

"Wanna bet? ANNABETH!" And with that, Nico ran out of the cabin, on a mad hunt for my girlfriend, to ask her about sex. I swore that I would kill him.

Okay, It might be terrible but it's something. And I recently got a good friend of mine hooked on FanFiction. Her name is BookwormPrincess and she is brand new to the site. If you love me you will check her out. And review my story. Please, Please, Please?

As always,

Love

Annabeth Bloom