One day, when Comic Book Guy was at the Kwik-E-Mart purchasing frozen burritos as sustenance for the Dr. Who marathon, he noticed that Hans Moleman was having trouble reaching a bag of sugar on the top shelf. "Let me get that for you, sir," he said and handed the bag to him. "If only the sugar were as sweet as you," said Hans Moleman. Comic Book Guy had begun to feel a strange stirring the likes of which he had never felt before. "Do I dare to cross the 'final frontier'?" he thought to himself. "Yes, yes I do." He invited Hans Moleman to The Android's Dungeon to see some of the most valuable items from his comic book collection.
Looking at valuable classic comics got both of them very hot and bothered. "You're quite good at turning me on!" Hans Moleman said, recalling an erotic screensaver of C. Montgomery Burns that he saw on the computer of his former lover, Waylon Smithers (Smithers and Mr. Burns had broken up by that time, but Smithers still carried a torch for his former boss/lover). They went into Comic Book Guy's office, and to set the mood, Comic Book Guy started playing "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora on a loop on his computer. The highly improbably couple then locked the door, cleared off Comic Book Guy's cluttered desk, disrobed, and began to engage in passionate rumpy-pumpy on the desk. As Comic Book Guy's penetrated him vigorously with his prodigious erect member and Hans Moleman began to cum, he shouted in ecstasy, "Oh dear, my brains!" Afterwards, the both agreed that it was the BEST SEX EVER. Bart and Milhouse had entered the store a few minutes ago and had no idea why Comic Book Guy was making so much noise in his office.
In the meantime, Patty and Selma Bouvier had begun to explore some entirely new, non-sisterly feelings for each other while taking an unusually stimulating hot bath together, but that is a story for another day.