I Am, The Sidekick

by Consul Mike of Denmark

Based on my experiences on MW2 Online mode. Oneshot.

1. The Sidekick

I Am, The Sidekick.

Based in my experiences in Modern Warfare 2 Multiplayer Mode on my PlayStation3

I am the one who gets 3 Kills 8 Assist and 7 Deaths.

I am the one who is in a group of six players and is the only one who dies.

I am the one who puts them in last stand mode and then get my kill stolen while I'm reloading.

I am the one who dies first in a match so my team mates can kill the guy who killed me.

I am the one who doesn't rage quit when its 8 vs. 2 Team Death Match.

I am the only one still on OpFor after my team rage quits.

I am the only one who get robbed of a game winning Predator Missile kill by a dead teammates claymore.

I am the only one who stands by my friends when Prestige Level 60's trash talk us.

I am the one who doesn't commit suicide when I'm "Last Alive"

I am the one who doesn't prestige even though I can.

I am the one who gets noob tubed.

I am the one who goes on a kill streak and gets killed while getting an enemy care package.

I am the one who kills Mr. Noob and when Mr. Noob re-spawns, he's right behind me.

I am the one who gets killed inches away from my teams flag while having the enemy flag.

I am the one who doesn't use mods.

I am the one who everyone orders around.

I am the one who gets cursed at by my team, when I get triple teamed.

I am, the sidekick

-Mikey1219

AN: Mikey1219 is my PlayStation3 Network Name, send me a friend request if you want