Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Toadette just doesn't get a break, does she?


Toadette yawned as she looked out of the apartment window, seeing the huge metropolis that was the Mushroom City. Seeing all of the yellow lights on in the various skyscrapers, Toadette stretched her arms as she smacked her lips together, being on the highest floor of the apartment building.

"Golly, I could go for some milk." She commented to herself as she went into the kitchen, opening the refrigerator and looking inside, seeing that there was no milk.

Toadette froze in shock as she took a few seconds to analyze the fact that the apartment she was staying in had no milk.

"No dairy!? Seriously!?" Toadette exclaimed in rage as she shook her arms angrily, puffing up her cheeks as she shook her head. "No! This is nonsense! I refuse to accept the fact that there's no milk in here!"

She left her apartment room and stomped down the yellow hallway, with various different creatures watching her go as Toadette took the elevator down, storming out of the apartment and taking a risky venture out onto the heavily traffic populated streets of the Mushroom City, not willing to go without milk.

And then she was run over by a speeding green colored Wiggler buss. Flattened like a pancake, several different vehicles ran over her, with the wind then blowing the flattened Toadette into the air like a piece of paper.

In an alternate reality, Dry Bowser and Toadiko were playing a round of tennis with each other while an alternate Toadette was drinking milk while watching it, commenting on the two tennis players as they were in a grassy field within a surprisingly empty stadium.

"Something tells me that we're going to get involved in this dumb plot in another dimension," Dry Bowser said as he chucked the green fuzzy tennis ball into the air and smashed it right at Toadiko, who lobbed it back to him.

Toadiko wiped her forehead as she dashed towards the next to smack a low ball at Dry Bowser, nodding in agreement. "Yeah. I hope it isn't anything too crazy..."

"Less talking, more tennis!" Toadette snapped as she doused herself in milk, burping loudly as she was becoming quite gassy.

Dry Bowser and Toadiko looked at each other as they shrugged, continuing their tennis game with Toadette farting and burping in the back while chugging milk down her mouth.