The Jedi Club
AU
(The Breakfast Club meets Stars wars. I should say that this was done already in the comics but not with the character of Mara)
Luke as the Andrew Clark
Han as John Bender
Lei as Claire Standish
Mara as Alison Reynolds
THreepieo as Brain Johnson
Principal Darth Vadar
Janitor Yoda
The scene is five students at Darth Sidious Boarding school are in detention. These five have nothing in common at all but they are Forced to spend the day with each other. They are
Leia the Princess who is studying to one day to go into government
Luke The Farm boy who dreams of doing things that are not already planned out for him
Han The Scoundrel who Rebels against anything and everything
Mara The Girl who is secretly training to be the greatest assassin in galactic history
Threepeio the droid who is an exchange student who never shuts up and doesn't usually get into trouble
They would become The Jedi club
Han "hey you Princess what are you doing here"
Leia "Were suppose to not talking to each other Nerfhearder!"
Han "Principal Vadar is in his office Detention has even started officially yet"
Luke "She says she doesn't want to talk"
Han "What are you her brother or something"
Luke "I don't think so but she is right we don't want to Principal coming in here"
Just then a man in a mask and black cape walks into the room he is Principal Vadar
Vadar "Did I hear you talking during Detention
Han "Detention hasn't started you Moron."
Vadar "That gets you a hour in the carbin freeze"
Han "Think I care"
Vadar "Fine lets make it two"
Han " I don't care"
Vadar "Make it 3"
Han "Hey does Dracula or even that AL David guy from that other Galaxy know you raid his waredrobe"
Vadar "I'm doubling it"
Han "Who cares"
Vadar "That another how many does that make"
Han "Oh look the princle can't multiple or add"
Vadar "Another now how many is that"
Threepieo "That is 8 counting the hour you just added on"
Han "What that is all"
Leia "Will you just stop it your not making this day any easier"
Vadar "Make it nine"
Han "Fine by me"
Vadar "You think is funny. You want to know what is real funny come see what Han Solo's life is like in 5 space years"
Principal Vadar has left Luke turns to Han
Luke "I've heard about your reputation and let me tell you I say its all talk. You've never been in as much trouble then you have let on
Mara dressed in black looks back between Han and Luke
Han "You think I would make up the stuff I do. The reason I don't care what Vadar does to me is because my guardian is a slug of a guy who wants me to lie cheat and steal for him and if I don't do what he wants he lets his pet Sarlacc out on me
Leia "Forgive me if I personally don't believe you"
Han "Who asked you. Bet you that this is the Princess first time in trouble. Bet her Mommy and Daddy are always so proud of her"
Leia "You are nothing but a scoundrel who couldn't possibly have done what you tell everybody"
Han "You guys don't think so then tell me He unbuttons his shirt sleeve What do you call this
Mara "Whoa I wish I could inflict that much pain"