Disclaimer: Newspaper headline reads that Armageddon has arrived and that ss pie has taken over the Inuyasha business…"Muahahahaha! Now I can have Inuyasha 24-7! Muahahahaha!... And then a Nuclear Bomb appears randomly and destroys her.
Fanfiction: "What goes on behind the scenes of INUYASHA" (the backstage drama) is a collection of funnies where we enter the lives of the cast members of the hit show, Inuyasha. The truth is that our favorite characters are actually actors acting out parts in the anime series, though in 'real life' they don't act too differently, either…
Author: Sugarsweet Pie (also known as Ss pie)
The characters may be slightly 'out of character' sometimes, but hardly. Also this is the only chap where a nasty 'nobody' shows up most of the time, so bare with me, please.
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Chapter one: A Tour Around Backstage
A teenager with long, brown, curly hair with reporter clothes on and a microphone comes up to the readers.
"Hi! My name is Ailee and I shall be your lovely tour guide around this big building we like to call INUYASHA STUDIOS. I want to be the first to congratulate you all on winning the VERY FIRST Visit - The - Inuyasha - Studio contest, so, congrats! Why don't you give yourselves a big round of applause?" The girl starts clapping enthusiastically.
The 'audience' raise their eyebrows and look on bored, while a random audience member coughs.
Ailee sweat drops. "Sooo, lets start this thing, shall we?"
"...who ever said you were lovely, Ailee?" Inuyasha comes out of no where and smirks.
"Oh, its you again" Well, a good place than ever to start… Ailee directs her attention to the audience members again and clears her throat. "This is INUYASHA, the main character of the show. He--"
"--Don't you mean the star of the show?" The mutt sips his coffee.
The girl sighs… "Alright, INUYASHA is the STAR of the show…"
"The most favorite one of them all, right Ailee?"
A bigger sigh, "Yes."
Inuyasha frowns. "Ailee, aren't we forgetting something? This is what you're getting paid for, after all."
With a groan and a tired look on her face, "Inuyasha, the favoritist of the most bestest, favorite of them all PUT together in the whole wide world that you rule, oh my fearsome, handsomest young king…"
"Of course I am, and don't you forget that. You either" Inuyasha points at the audience.
The audiance nods (hopefully). Ailee taps the mic. "Riiiight… Now, moving along…"
"Hey! Who said I was done with you !" Inuyasha yanks Ailee back. "My personal assistant called in sick today, so I'll need someone to do my laundry for me."
Loudspeaker: We're on in 5…4…3…2…
"Damn it! Im going to be late." Inuyasha lets go of Ailee. "When I come back those socks have better be as white as my hair, you wench!"
Ailee sweat drops. "My, he really isn't like this at all…He's just having a bad day I guess…"
The audience lifts up a brow ……riiiiiiight………of course……
"Oh hi, Ailee" came a cute but screechy voice from the floor.
Ailee looks down. "Hey Shippo."
"Hey, do you happen to have a lollipop around here, somewhere? I can't seem to find the snack table anywhere…"
Ailee takes out a lollipop and smiles, "Here you go, sweetie!"
"Thanks! Oh, and by the way, Kagome was looking for you."
"Oh really? Why would she…?"
Loudspeaker: Koga. We need Koga…where is Koga…You're on in one minute…
"Oh. I get it." Ailee turns around and starts walking. "Hey guys… sorry I forgot about you all of a sudden… Oh! You want to know about Shippo, right? Well, he's just the sweetest thing around here, no doubt!"
"Who is?" Rin comes over from around the corner.
"Oh! Rin, you and Shippo are…" Ailee amiles and pats her on the head.
Rin says while giggling, " Why, thank you, lady Ailee…"
The 'reporter' squeals. "Isn't she just adorable!" Ahem, now, back to this Kagome incident… Hey Kagome!" She finally finds Kagome and waves a hand, trying to catch Kagome's attention who is being stalked by Koga with "My woman this and my woman that and I love you" lovey-dovey crap.
Kagome had finally got an excuses for leaving him… "Hey,Ailee, over here!" Kouga looks back as Kagome sets herself free from his grasp. "I've FINALLY found you!"
Ailee looks at her confused. "Huh?"
Kagome winks at her and the girl soon gets it. "Oh yeah………………that-that thing I wanted to talk to you before………the…….um……shopping issue thingy…….." Ailee frowns at her lame excuse.
Loudspeaker: Koga, you're on! Koga, you're on.
Kouga sighs "Fine, whatever…." He looks at Kagome and clasps her hands in his. "Wait for me here, my love. It will take just a sec…" and with that he leaps towards the stage.
Kagome exhales deeply. "Phew…That was close…"
Ailee laughs. "Hehe. Sorry Kagome…"
"It's not that I don't like the guy, it's just that he pushes the matter a lot, sometimes, you know?"
"Yeah, I get what you mean…"
"So, um, who are they?" Kagome looks questioning toward the audience.
"Oh! You mean the guys that won free backstage passes?"
"Oh! Those are them? Hi! I'm Kagome, nice to meet you!" she says with a bright smile as she shakes your hands. "My, there are a lot of you, huh?"
The audience nods, some still staring at their hands, thinking that they'll never wash it again...
"Well, I'm gonna have to go on in a minute, so I'm going have to leave you guys soon, ok?"
The guys in the audience instantly shake their heads while drooling and beg her to stay.
Kagome sweat drops. "…Okayyy…Oh! And Ailee…"
"Hm? Yes?"
"What ever you do, DO NOT GO NEAR SESSHOMARU'S ROOM, ok?"
"Huh? Why is that?"
Kagome plays with her fingers a bit.
"Why, Kagome? Is there something wrong with Fluffy-poo?" Ailee, one of the biggest Sesshomaru fans ever, looks worried.
"Well, um...you see…he's…" Kagome, a little hesitant at telling her what's on her mind, looks at the audience. She decides that it would be better for them if she took Ailee VERY far away from them, and brings her to the side, in a far corner of the studios.
The audience look stunned as Kagome whispers something in Ailee's ear.
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"HE WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!"
Ailee starts stomping towards a room that had a golden star with a big S on it and had an angry and VERY SCARY look on her face. Fire started in her eyes.
The audience jumped back as they heard her scream but followed with curiosity…
Ailee kicks Sesshomaru's door open. "Sesshy! Is it true!"
A startled Sesshomaru looks up from his chair. The girl looks at him and his things and screams. "AHHHH! So it is true!" Ailee starts to cry and falls to her knees.
"What is it now, human?" said a very strait-faced demon lord.
"YOU…(sob)…YOU…(sob)…YOU…(WALE)…(cries some more)…(takes a deep breath)…YOU…YOU… DON'T LOVE ME ANYMORE!
"WWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Sesshomaru gets up from his chair. "Why would you say that? And who are all these PEOPLE?" (Translation: human scum)
"Because….because….Kagome said that…"
"Oh. You mean this…" The demon lord lifts Tokijin up as blood drips from it.
Ailee nods "Uh-huh…" She sniffs.
"This is what you call WORK, Aileee…"
"But-but…you told me that you would never kill a soul again after we became boyfriend and girlfriend…"
Sesshomaru looks puzzled/ confused/ like nothing has happened/ and mad, all at the same time.
"I NEVER said such a thing."
"Uh HUH!"
With a grunt, "WHEN have I ever said such nonsense before, human!"
Ailee shuddered as she heard 'human' and sniffs again before stating her reason. "Right after you proposed to me…" Again, another sniff.
Sesshomaru glares at her, thinking for a moment. "…Was that the time we were having a 'fiesta' at your house and we swam in the pool together and I handed you strawberries in your mouth?"
The girl sniffity-sniff-sniffs some more. "Uh huh…"
Sesshomaru closed his now angry eyes while a tiny vein popped on his forehead. His voice made it clear that he was on the boarder of killing somebody. "That was just a DREAM you had a LONG TIME ago, you mortal fool!"
Ailee drops her head to the side, a little behind. After thnking abot it for a while, she comes back to reality.
"Oh yeah………………………………………so it was………………………"
Sesshomaru dug a deeper pissed-off expression on his closed eyes. "Well then, now that that's over……………..GET OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!" His eyes are open now, but still not red—yet. "I'm tired of all your nonsense! I am NOT your boyfriend or anything related to you WHAT SO EVER, so leave me alone and STOP FOLLOWING ME AROUND ALL THE TIME AND LEAVING ME 'SCENTED' LOVE NOTES! GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWD!"
"…Alright, alright, seeeeshhh. You don't have to be so rude!" replies Ailee, standing up with her eyes closed and her hands on her hips.
Sesshomaru was now back to his 'normal' self again and blinked, slowly. With his sexy, bass tone voice he demanded her, "Get out."
"You always look SOOO CUTE when you're angry!" Ailee then finishes off with a "Teehee!"
Sesshomaru sweat dropped and closed his eyes… "Out, NOW!"
Ailee rethinks this but quickly runs away with her arms in the air as he started to take out his Tokijin from its resting place.
"You too," Sesshomaru glares at the audience. The audience members get his point (as well as the tokijin's point) and run for their lives after Ailee.
Later, after everyone has left, Sesshomaru opens his closet and out come a ton of candy and snacks. Looking down at the treasure, he likes his lips. Mmm...
Loudspeaker: Ailee, Audience, STOP RUNNING THROUGH PRODUCTION!
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Well, there you have it. Just a little something for all you anime lovers out there. Find out next time if Ailee got the boot or if you guys are even allowed to come back (remember, you irritated one of the actors).
Next time: Sesshomaru's bad luck at home.
See you soon!
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