Does the Yu-gi-oh cast enjoy school? Or do they hate it?

Why I wrote this? I have not the slightest idea, I was bored, sitting in class, listening to my teacher bore me and the I began thinking what the yu- gi-oh cast feels like about school. So I decided to write a fic about each person's opinion. Anyways enjoy and review!

Disclaimer: If I owned Yu-gi-oh would I be sitting here writing fan fiction? I think not. So guess what? I don't own Yu-gi-oh or any of the characters.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mariya: Hi Yugi!

Yugi: Why am I here?

Mariya: Because I had a question!

Yugi: Ok. what's the question?

Mariya: Do you like school?

Yugi: I don't know. I spent most of my time dueling with the rest of the class in school. Although I do get pretty good marks ^_^

Mariya: How can you get good marks if you sit and duel in class all day?

Yugi: Simple! I have Yami write notes.

Mariya: Okkk.

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Mariya: Hey what's up Yami?

Yami: Why am I here? Where is my aibou?

Mariya: Don't worry Yugi is ok.

Yami: Aha, I believe you. Aren't you the same person who last week kidnapped him and wouldn't let him go until he explained the English dubbed episodes to you?

Mariya: Yep!

Yami: And the week before that didn't you kidnap Bakura, Malik, and me for you Egypt report?

Mariya: Yep!

Yami: So what makes this any different?

Mariya: Nothing really, but I'll let you go as soon as you answer a question.

Yami: What's the question? And it better not be "Will you come to class as my Egypt project again?"

Mariya: Stop with the Egypt project memories already! I failed because my teacher didn't agree that all the pharaohs had duel monsters to help them rule!

Yami: Well how was I supposed to know that not only your TV was dubbed but your world as well.

Mariya: Logic..I have to ask you the question, do you like school?

Yami: Hmm. Well you would think Egyptian spirits wouldn't have to learn advanced mathematics and how many ships Columbus had.

Mariya: He only had 3.

Yami: Still, hard for an Egyptian to memorize Spanish names of ships.

Mariya: So you don't like school?

Yami: Not like? I despise school!!!!! I want to send the whole damn idea into the Shadow Realm!

Mariya: Well thanks for *finally* answering.

Yami: Any time. just don't kidnap me while I am in the middle of Math homework, ok?

Mariya: Can't promise that.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Bakura: Who dared to interrupt me from my date with Ryou?

Mariya: Me.

Bakura: Aaaaaaaaah!!!!!! Not you again!!!! I still remember being in an Egyptian Pyramid costume for your Egypt report! Not that again.

Mariya: Don't worry I will not make you dress up like a pyramid.this time.

Bakura: Then what am I here for? To write the disclaimer for you *again* because you just can't manage to write it on your own?

Mariya: Nope! ^_^; I learned how to do that already.

Bakura: Only took you a few thousand I own Yu-gi-oh disclaimers.

Mariya: Hey, who are you to contradict me?

Bakura: No one. Only an ancient Egyptian spirit with more common sense than you.

Mariya: I didn't kidnap you so I could have a friendly chat about all the other times I kidnapped you, did I?

Bakura: I don't know, did you?

Mariya: No -_-

Bakura: Then what for?

Mariya: To ask you if you like school!!!

Bakura: Is school that prison like building that Ryou visits every day?

Mariya: Yep. What did you think it was?

Bakura: Prison.

Mariya: Why would you think that?

Bakura: Because it looks like, or even worse than a prison.

Mariya: You mean the fact that there are gate like things on the windows?

Bakura: Yes, among other things.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Mariya: Hi Ryou! Do you like school?

Ryou: No.

Mariya: Why?

Ryou: Because.

Mariya: Because why?

Ryou: Because. Because. when I'm at school I miss Bakura. *cries*. Just because he is an ancient spirit doesn't mean he can't go to school too.

Mariya: Awwwww *gives Ryou a tissue* Why doesn't he come to school too?

Ryou: Because he says that its not his fault I have to go to prison called school. Plus he's like 5000 years old. Bakura doesn't need to go to school, he way too intelligent as it is.

Mariya: That's what Yami thought too.

Ryou: Can I go back now? I'm starting to miss Bakura. Almost as much as the time he was your Egypt project.

Mariya: Won't you all stop reminding me of that??????

Ryou: Why?

Mariya: Because!

Ryou: Because why?

Mariya: Because they did not believe that Yami was an Egyptian pharaoh.*cries*

Ryou: Sad. Want a tissue? *holds out box&*

Mariya: No thank you.

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Mariya: So how did you like Chapter 1? I will write about the other characters in Chapter 2 because I already wasted 2 hours or so writing this. Please R & R. As soon as I get 3-5 reviews I'll continue. If you don't review I won't continue! ^_^

Y. Mariya: And we all know how sensitive she can get.

Mariya: I have a Yami?

Y. Mariya: Yep! {thinks: let me have some fun.} So how did the Egypt report go?

Mariya: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *sobs*