A/N: It is here! Seasonthe two! Note: This is a sequel to Charmed if you can still call it that, not that you have to read that one to find this one funny, but'll probably be less confusing. Also, the new cast on the show will prove to be surprising and don't expect some faces to return (i'm just as evil as Kern, muahahahaha!)

Charmed if you can still call it that... Season the two.

Episode 1: Still high and wasted!

(Fade in: Jail cell. Andy is in an orange prison suit staring at a picture of Prue, Piper and Phoebe. You know what picture. So he had it. The sisters keep going closer then separating.)

ANDY: (In awe.) Cool...

(A cop walks up to his cell.)

COP: You're time is up, Trudue. A needle is waiting for you.

ANDY: Doesn't matter... my true love is dead... again...

(Cut to: A cold graveyard at dusk. A gravestone stand there, reading: "Prudence Halliwell. 1970 - 2001 and then 2005. She used to bitch. A lot." Zoom out to reveal three women standing over the grave. The redhead puts some flowers on it.)

BLOND: (Precious) Is fucking freezing, can we go now?

REDHEAD: (Piper) I never visited her old grave. I just don't want her to comeback and bitch about how we forgot she ever existed.

BRUNETTE: (Paige) You think she'll comeback?

REDHEAD: (Piper) I hope not.

BLOND: (Precious) Seriously, can we go?

(The three sisters walk away. Cut to: P3. Three guys we haven't seen in a while are there. Lesley, Jason and Jack. They all seem to be together.)

LESLEY: I can't believe she's dead. (Checking his lip gloss) I never told her how I felt.

JASON: I could've married her... offered her anything...

JACK: She... she was... (Sob) oh...

ALL THREE: Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppeeeeeerrrrrrrr!

(Papa roach is playing "scars".)

CODY: I tear my hearth open, and I sow myself shut, my weakness is that I care too much! And the scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my hearth open, just to feel!

(Kyle is watching the three pathetic men from a table. He's talking to Chad Michael Murray.)

KYLE: No one seems to suspect a thing.

CHAD: (Cole) Awesome. Now to get the ladies in this bitching young bod!

KYLE: The Elders are not aware of what happen. Mostly cause they all went to some sort of special break.

(A TV randomly turns on and we see what appears to be a wasted Odin, wearing his robe like a toga, dancing. The lady elder bounds in and flashes the camera.)

TV: Is Elders like you never seen them before! Idiots in robes gone wild!

KYLE: Well, that was disturbing.

(Buffy walks over and sits with them.)

BUFFY: I can't believe the police are actually buying that they all died.

KYLE: Why are you doing exposition?

BUFFY: I was bored. Hey, did you know that the police got the best crime solver in the business to solve the case?

KYLE: Who?

(Cut to: Police station. The police hand a file to Veronica Mars.)

VERONICA: Don't worry. I'm on it.

(Roll credits. Like eight people had been added making it difficult to read who's still on the show and who's not. Cut to the Manor. It has been repaired. Victor is hanging by the porch. Veronica walks over.)

VERONICA VOICEOVER: It seemed odd that the only person to get all of the Halliwell's estate was their father, considering the papers were arrange a date after the explosion.

VICTOR: Are you doing an inner monologue?

VERONICA: Yeah, sorry... too loud?

VICTOR: Kind of.

(Victor left and Veronica headed for the door. She knocks and a blonde woman came out.)

BLONDE: (Precious) Yeah?

VERONICA: I'm looking for Joan Bennett.

BLONDE: That's me... Oh wait. (To the house.) Am I Joan!

PAIGE: (from the house) No, Piper is!

PIPER: (From the house) What!

PAIGE: (from the house) You're Joan!

BLONDE: (Precious.) OK. She'll be right out. (To the house.) Joan! You got a visitor! (Nothing happens.) Joan! (Still nothing.) Piper!

PIPER: (from the house.) What!

BLONDE: (Precious) Joan has company!

PIPER: (From the house) Who the fuck is... oh yeah! Be right there!

(The blonde woman smiles and leaves. Veronica ponders. Joan comes down.)

JOAN: Yo.

VERONICA VOICEOVER: I don't know what it was. Maybe it was the fact that three convenient women seem to have replace the three missing ones or maybe it was the fact that they all call each other by the missing women's names, but I suspected something was wrong.

JOAN: I assure nothing's wrong.

VERONICA: Hey! Those are my private thoughts!

JOAN: Is not like I ask you who you like better, Logan or Duncan?

VERONICA: Log-I mean, shut up. Now, let me subtlety put a bug on your house. (She takes out a big walky-talky and puts in plane sight. Joan didn't notice.) Ok, bye now.

(She walk away. Cut to Xavier's School for Gifted Children. Professor X is in his office with Phoebe. Phoebe's talking and the professor looks quiet bothered.)

PHOEBE: So then I went to Kansas and aliens invaded and they wanted Clark but I told them I haven't seen his chest in months and Lois called me a retard! I'm not a retard! And then I made out with Lana and then I when to Las Vegas and then Grissom didn't want to see me! So I made out with Sarah and Warrick watch. And then-

XAVIER: That's quite enough. I think with all that information we can locate exactly where you're supposed to be.

PHOEBE: So I can't stay here and make movies?

XAVIER: We don't make movies.

PHOEBE: But the 'X' is everywhere and the last movies I did where marked triple 'X' and-

Fade to black.

End.