Chapter one

Intro and other junk I typed so I didn't just jump into the story

Hi, I'm naruto uzumaki, jounine. People treat me different due to the fact that I have the kyubby in side of me. but I don't care, cause I have the stupid kyubbi inside me, so I'm not alone. Come one naruto, don't call me stupid. At least I don't spend all of my money on ramen. You don't do that because one, you don't have a mouth or stomach, two, you don't have any money, and three, you are stupid. Am not. Are two. Am not. Yeah, that's my stupid friend, Mr. kyubi. What did I just tell you. Ummmm, that your stupid? No, that you're an idiot. Sure, whateve. Dumb idiot. So anay way, I half to go, because the 5th hokagy is calling me. Bye.


A/N: yay my first chapter.