Light: say It L
L: why should I ?
Light: I will give you candy……
L: (sigh) light does not own death note , me , or any of the characters (grabs sucker)
Light : good now lets continue
Ways to annoy L
1) replace all his candy with sugar free substitute
2) wash his shirts with red t-shirts and say the color pink looks good on him
3) Delete all the info on the Kira case and say 'opps was that important?'
4) send L a postcard from Alaska that says ' wish you were here - kira
5)play the song I WANT CANDY every time he enters the room
6)bring L fan girls into task force headquarters when L is taking a shower
7) Program his computer to make Light X L pop up whenever he turns on the computer
8) yell 'pervert' whenever L is with you in public
9) tell him candy had been declared illegal
10) give him a Rubik's cube that has had two of the stickers switched (making it impossible to solve)
Light: sorry this is short but I had to cut it short due to lack of ideas
L: why are you publishing this light …. The possibility of you being kira has risen to 79%
Light : uhh…. Hey L look, it's the worlds biggest sucker !
L:WHERE!!!!!!!!!!(looks around excitedly)
Light : till next time - bye (runs away fast)
L: light you tricked me , GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!!(pursues light )