Pop Rocks.
A (very) short story by [P][Z][X]
DISCLAIMER: I dont own any of the mentioned products or Video Game characters. So you can't sue me! Nyah nyah nyah!
During a trip to Hyrule's Bazaar, Link saw a strange new product. "Pop Rocks, the exploding candy. Huh, I gotta try some of that!" thought Link as he purchased a pack of the stuff.
Arriving back in the Kokiri Forest, Link sat down in his treehouse and was about to shove a handful of the stuff into his mouth when....
"You'll explode if you eat that stuff ya know," Navi chimed in annoyingly.
"No I won't," was Link's indignant answer,"It's just candy! Besides, how would you know?"
"Because I'm a fairy, and we know EVERYTHING. And you WILL explode If ya eat that stuff!" Navi replied.
"No I WON'T!"
"Yes, you will"
"No, I won't!"
"OOHHH yes you will!"
This continued for a while when finally...
"Shut up already Navi, here, I'll prove it."
Saying so, Link shoved the bag of popping candy crystals down Navi's mouth.
"And have some soda to wash it down."
Following that, Link shook up a 2-liter bottle of soda and forced it down Navi's throat as well.
"See Navi, I TOLD you! You haven't exploded!"
But as Link was Gloating his "victory", Navi began to flutter around the room crazily, following that, she began to change colors rapidly.
"Uh....Navi?"
KABOOM!!
Pieces of fairy guts, pop rocks, and soda splashed all over the room.
"Huh, guess I was wrong.... Damn, i just wasted 70 rupees on that stuff! Oh well..."
The End
And the lesson is, NEVER eat pop rocks, because youll die a horrible death. I should know, I ate 3 packs yesterday. *nod*nod* Wait a minute, that's a bad thing!
*KABOOM!!!*
A (very) short story by [P][Z][X]
DISCLAIMER: I dont own any of the mentioned products or Video Game characters. So you can't sue me! Nyah nyah nyah!
During a trip to Hyrule's Bazaar, Link saw a strange new product. "Pop Rocks, the exploding candy. Huh, I gotta try some of that!" thought Link as he purchased a pack of the stuff.
Arriving back in the Kokiri Forest, Link sat down in his treehouse and was about to shove a handful of the stuff into his mouth when....
"You'll explode if you eat that stuff ya know," Navi chimed in annoyingly.
"No I won't," was Link's indignant answer,"It's just candy! Besides, how would you know?"
"Because I'm a fairy, and we know EVERYTHING. And you WILL explode If ya eat that stuff!" Navi replied.
"No I WON'T!"
"Yes, you will"
"No, I won't!"
"OOHHH yes you will!"
This continued for a while when finally...
"Shut up already Navi, here, I'll prove it."
Saying so, Link shoved the bag of popping candy crystals down Navi's mouth.
"And have some soda to wash it down."
Following that, Link shook up a 2-liter bottle of soda and forced it down Navi's throat as well.
"See Navi, I TOLD you! You haven't exploded!"
But as Link was Gloating his "victory", Navi began to flutter around the room crazily, following that, she began to change colors rapidly.
"Uh....Navi?"
KABOOM!!
Pieces of fairy guts, pop rocks, and soda splashed all over the room.
"Huh, guess I was wrong.... Damn, i just wasted 70 rupees on that stuff! Oh well..."
The End
And the lesson is, NEVER eat pop rocks, because youll die a horrible death. I should know, I ate 3 packs yesterday. *nod*nod* Wait a minute, that's a bad thing!
*KABOOM!!!*