A/N: I own not the children's story "Twenty-four Robbers" which this parodies, nor the elves of Tolkien. The first elf is legolas, and the twins are Elladan and Elrohir :D
Enjoy!
Hot and Sexy Elves
Not last night, but the night before...
A hot and sexy elf came a-knocking at my door.
I asked him what he wanted, and this is what he said...
H...O...T... hot sex!!!
I gave him hot sex, and then he rode away.
But the hot and sexy elf came back the next day.
I asked him what he wanted,
And this is what he said...
H...O...T... hot sex!!!
I didn't have time, so he took a bit of porn,
And the hot and sexy elf said, See you in the morn!
Just this morn, not the morn before,
The hot and sexy elf came a-knocking at my door.
I asked him what he wanted, and this is what he said...
P...O...R...N... porn!!!
I didn't have porn, but I had about an hour.
We hit the sack twice, and did it thrice in the shower!
At the end of the hour, at half past four,
Sexy twin elves came a-knocking at my door.
I opened my door and then nearly fainted.
Two hot 'n' sexy elves stood at my door naked.
They grinned at the elf in my bed
Who stood up, hugged me and said,
"You gave me hot sex. You gave me some porn.
You gave me an hour, so early in the morn."
Now here's what they did, and this isn't just talk.
The three elves made love to me till I couldn't walk.
H...O...T... hot sex!!!