Well, I thought I'd write the 1st (Short) chappie of this to set the scene then I'll finish "My camel..." Please Review and tell me what you think. I love The New Look FanFiction!! Very cool =¬D

2:43 pm

Maths

Who needs Maths? I mean like, really, I've got myself a calculator, you know one of those all singing all dancing ones that has all those letters on it? Ok, I don't know how to use it but still...I'll send a note to Tom.

"Tom, do you understand this Maths malarkey? Who cares if a triangle has 4 sides?! Lots of non-homosexualist love, Davio."

1 Minute Later

"Dave, we're learning about algebra, that has nothing to do with Triangles (which have 3 sides by the way), and stop making you notes in to planes, they hurt when they hit me. Tom." Oh Rave on Vole boy. I wish I had Maths with Rollo, he'd agree with me on the Maths thing, but unlike moi he didn't have the sense to copy Spotty Norman on his test last year and ended up in Set 3.

1 Second later

Christ on a bike!! How many O's are there in one Maths text book?! A lot, I can tell you that for free.

1 Second later

'David, are you defacing School property?' Ah Crap, My biggest fan, Mr. Bramhall…

'I might be Sir'

'How do you mean, you Might be?! Are you or aren't you?'

'Well, I probably am, but I don't know what "Defacing" means, if you'd kindly use words from this century, I can give you a simple answer' there it is, that look, that one he saves especially for me, the "I-hate-you-so-much-you-wouldn't-believe-it" look. 'I take it I should step outside now Sir?' Saves him the job of asking me, I'm too nice for my own good sometimes.

1 Minute later

Outside Maths

I've got my nose against the window like a pig, or Michal Jackson or something. I was trying to make Tom laugh but he's got as much sense of fun as a feather duster so I'll do it to wind up Bramall instead.

3:17

Walking home

Dec has got the most amazing hat I've ever seen, ever!! It's like a black top hat with lights on it and fluffy stuff on top.

I said in a crappy posh accent 'Declan, that hat is most splendid'

'Weeeeeell, do you expect any less of a fashion god like me' everyone just looked at him like he had cat poo smeared across his face.

2 Minutes later

'Can I wear your hat please Declan old chum' I said in my post accent. He put it on my head and then did that thing you do to babies, where you pull there cheek. I do worry about his Lack of sanity sometimes.

1 Minute Later

I smell Nungas.

1 Second later

Not really you Banana! I mean the girls are coming out of school.

20 Seconds later

'Yo W'at 'appenin Bitch?!' I know Georgia Loves me for my Charm.

Gee said 'I like your Hat Dave; it's the Bee's Pajamas!'

'I know its cool isn't it!! Link me Bitch, I feel like a pimp in this hat.' And I grabbed her arm and linked her but I didn't want it to look too Lovey-Dovey so I grabbed Jools as well and because her and Rollo are joined at the lips (see what I did there?! No, Ok then) he joined as well; Rollo has some very homosexualist tendencies.

1 Second later

'Hey Gee, as I've got my pimp hat' and Dec had a coughing spaz so I said 'As I've got DEC'S pimp hat on, would you care to….'I love it when she looks at me like that, it's rather sexy (I mean that in a very matey way of course, because that's what me and Gee are, Mates). 'Kittykat, you have a very minxy mind! I was going to say would you care to Disco Dance?' and I gave her the puppy dog eyes.

12 Minutes Later

Walking home with Gee

I had to give Dec his Pimp hat back as it's just me and Gee on the lonely road home.

'Right Sex Kitty, this is your stop, I will bid you goodbye and make my way back to bonkersdom i.e. my House.' And I gave her a peck on the cheek, I'd have much rather snogged her 'till she started talking utter Arse like we usually do, but I wouldn't want to get hit with that Italian Prat's Handbag! Oh and Emma, I forgot about Emma…

5 Minutes Later

This is the 2nd time this week I've forgotten my keys and it's only Tuesday. I might sow them to my hand or something.

2 Seconds Later

Knowing my luck I'd probably forget my Hand though. I'm going to have to climb through the window; it's the only way…

2 Minutes later

Shimmying up the drainpipe (kinda)

Ok, so I'm not shimmying I'm more falling down the drainpipe but I blame the fool that put thorny stuff up the side of the house, we don't live in a cottage in the country, but my mum can't be told. Mums, eh?! Now if I could just grab on to the window ledge…

2 Seconds Later

Why do I have little Stumpy Arms? Honestly, they're like Smurf arms only not blue. Actually, Smurfs have quite long arms. Oh well.

1 Minute Later

'Dave? Get off My window, NOW!! If I have to open this window to get you down I will. What are you trying to do anyway weirdo. You are so unbelievably random.'

'Jeez Lottie, are you trying to kill me! I forgot my keys and was trying to get through your window.' I hate my Sisters, The sooner they move out the better!

'Trying to kill you? I've been trying to kill you for 16 years.'

'I Love you too, now please remove yourself form behind the window because my arms are aching and I need to jump in.'

2 Seconds later

Sat in the bush

She opened the window.

Lottie and Grace (her twin) are going to be a big part in this Fic. I hope you enjoyed it, please review and I will get writing.