Ryo: Here's a HitsuHina oneshot which I promised after finished writing Momolan. I hope you guys enjoy!
Honey Jar
Rangiku Matsumoto walks over to the Tenth Division building. She has received orders from her captain Toshiro and immediately goes over to her building. After she entered the building, she made her way to the main office. But before she entered the main office, she heard a commotion coming from inside the office. She arched an eyebrow in confusion and placed the side of her head against the office door.
"Come on already." Rangiku heard Momo saying something from inside the building. Rangiku couldn't help but hear their conservation.
"I'm trying." Toshiro's voice said and Rangiku became even more interested.
"Push harder." Momo said.
"If I go too fast, it'll hurt." Toshiro said annoyed.
"Just push already." Momo snapped.
"What the hell?!" Rangiku whispered.
"Fine." Toshiro said
"OW!" Momo yelped.
"I told you."
"Forget it, just keep going."
"Oh…My…God!" Rangiku started to get nervous.
"Uh…it's really tight. You could move around more ya know." Toshiro said.
"Well excuuuuuuse me. I've never been in this position before." Momo said in annoyance.
"Look, do you want my help or not?" Toshiro asked irritably.
"Sorry, sorry. Just keep doing what you were doing. Huh…huh…slow down!"
"Look, will you just…"
"Look, will you just." Momo mocked Toshiro.
"Uh-oh." Toshiro said.
"What do you mean 'uh-oh'?" Momo asked.
"I think I'm stuck."
Momo groaned. "This isn't working. Why don't you go get your zanpakuto. We'll cut it off."
At this point, Rangiku felt that she needed to intervene. She quickly slides open the door and yelled, "WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK YOU'RE…"
Toshiro and Momo, fully clothed, stood in the center of the main office. Momo had her hand caught in a small honey jar. One of her fingers was poking through a crack on the jar's base and Toshiro's hand was stuck in the same hole.
"What was going on?" Rangiku asked, calming down.
"Momo got her hand stuck in a honey jar which she retrieved from the human world. She asked me to help." Toshiro said, not understanding why Rangiku was so worried.
"Oh…oh! Oh, that's all. Oh okay. I thought…" Rangiku began to laugh. "Nevermind. I'll leave you two alone." Rangiku hastily walked away from the office.
"That was weird." Toshiro said.
THE END
