Well, I decided to start a new one. Lots of ideas, coupled with my ability to use Hetalia, without a crossover, are the brainchild of this wonder/masterpiece/piece of crap, depending on your perspective.
Anyways, I hope you enjoy!
1. Find a friend.
"So...what do you want to do?"
Japan looked at Greece funny. "Um...haha...would you like to see my flower garden?"
Greece looked back. After 2 minutes of waiting (Japan was getting impatient), he finally answered.
"Yea...that would be nice..."
2. Go on a treasure hunt.
"Dudes! Dudes! I found this totally awesome map in my room! I think it'll lead to treasure!"
"You arsehat! Everyone got a map!" England was grabbing America's collar, as he groaned.
China was thinking. Hmm...if America find treasure first, then he could pay off debt to me...
A few minutes later, the 5 nations in the B Wing of World Academy had found out that Egypt had already taken the treasure.
"WHY?! I WANT STUPID AMERICA TO PAY OFF STUPID DEBT TO ME!"
"Hey!"
3. Discover an unhealthy obsession.
No one could deny it; they all had obsessions; America had his hamburgers, England was intentionally letting UST getting between him and France, France had his roses, and various perversions, China had his (or her) pandas, and Russia was...well, Russia.
But no one expected the day, when Egypt reverted to his Egyptian Army side, and started to seize other countries stuff.
"My food!"
"Dude! Why did you took my hamburger?!"
"My iPhone!"
"Watch out for other people, eh!"
"My appliances!"
"My blender!"
4. Hide from your worst nightmare.
It was a never ending cycle:
As Lithuania was running from a somewhat yandere Poland, and Prussia and Russia, who were both beating each other up, he then saw Belarus, stalking Russia. "Oh Bela~ I wish-"
"Kesese! You are mine now, you ass face!"
"Oww..."
Then, Belarus saw.
In mere moments, everyone involved in the chase, except Russia, had been beaten up 9 degrees to hell, or worse.
"Now brother...marry me, marry me, marry me..."
Russia was pale in fear, and shut his room's door, remembering to lock it.
5. Harass another student under protection.
"Smack! Smack!"
France was smacking Italy with, not just any stick, but Herr Stick.
Germany saw this, and before France could say Germany, France was beaten to a bloody pulp.
"Wahh! Germany! Germany! Big Brother France was hitting on me! And he was also trying to hit me!"
Germany looked at Italy who was crying a bit. Suddenly, he realized what Italy has said. "Wait, what?"
Eh, it's a good start.
Anyways, hope you enjoyed! Remember to R&R, and DFTBA!
