Okay, yeah, I was just bored and I got this great idea for a basher fic. I hope you like it :p
Logan sat on his couch. Colin and Finn where in his apartment too. They had nothing to do, bored as hell. They were so bored that Finn decided to smother Logan, not to kill him, but just to annoy him.
Finn grabbed a pillow and slowly walked up then attacked Logan shoving the pillow in his face. Logan started to freak but Finn, being the moron he is, didn't understand that when you stop breathing you die. He kept Logan with out oxygen until the guy passed out. "Logan?" he shouted in his ear. Logan wasn't breath.
"Colin, we might have a problem."
"What'd you do?"
"Logan isn't breathing."
"What? Finn, when you deprive people from air for too long, they die."
"Yeah, but if you give them helium they sound funny."
"True," Colin agreed, "So...what are we going to do?"
"Flee the country, duh!"
Colin agreed and they took all of them money in Logan's apartment and went to the near by Block Island. The cops later found out it was Colin and Finn who were last with him, they were easily able to arrest them since Block Island is part of the state of Rhode Island, not another country. Colin and Finn are morons.
Okay, that made me laugh, I love Colin and Finn, but I can see them being too stupid to realise that Block Island is in the country. This was mainly made just to kill Logan, and I liked it. Flames welcomed...very, very welcomed. :p