A/N: Hey to all you people reading this story! Okay, so i saw these videos on Youtube where people have listened to Midna talking (her actual voice, not the subtitles), and so I was listening to her while playing my own game and I heard her say some random but funny stuff. So, my friend gave me this idea to do a oneshot about the things she says, so here you go! Oh, and it might be just a little out of character.
Midna Says Random Things
Link was walking along in Ordon Forest when Midna popped up out of his shadow.
"Do you have bread?" she asked.
". . ." Link just stared silently at her.
"Fine then, don't answer. It was just a simple question! Gosh!" Midna went back into Link's shadow and Link started walking again.
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A while later, Link was sitting in his house eating a pie Uli had baked for him.
"Why do you I like pie?" Midna asked, coming out of his shadow.
". . ." Link looked at her, confused.
"What? Did I say something wrong? You know that I know that you know that I don't really know how to talk like you light-dwellers."
". . ." Link stared at her like she'd gone insane, and then resumed eating his pie.
"well!" Midna huffed, sounding offended. She disappeared into Link's shadow again.
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The next day Link decided to go up to Snowpeak, so he signaled for Midna so she could warp him there.
"Why do you want me?" she asked.
". . ." Link took a slight step back.
"I mean . . . uh . . . what do you want?" Midna corrected herself. Link took out his map and pointed to the top of Snowpeak, where the warp portal was.
"Why do bread warping?" Midna asked.
"Uh . . ." Link looked at her like she was crazy again, before shaking the map and pointing to Snowpeak once more.
"Okay, okay, we're going," Midna said, and she warped Link and herself to the spot on the map.
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The next day Link and Midna were at the Zora's River. Link had been ignoring Midna's suggestions to go look for the Twilight Mirror, and Midna was getting pretty annoyed. This particular time, Link had decided to go swimming in Zora's Domain as opposed to helping Shad look for the statues that were scattered all around Hyrule. So, Midna decided to give Link a little scare.
Link climbed out of the water after finding yet another hidden treasure chest, and he stood at the edge of the base of the waterfall to dry off a bit before going to find Shad.
"FWEE!" Midna yelled, popping out of his shadow.
"Ahhhh!" Link screamed, and he fell right back into the water. Midna floated there laughing at him as he surfaced and crawled back onto the bank. Link glared at her angrily, and then turned and started walking towards Upper Zora's River. Midna caught up with him and tried to apologize, but then she realized that she was hungry.
"Do you have bread?" she asked.
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A/N: So, did you like it? Think it was wierd? Review please! I would appreciate if there weren't any flames, thanks!