Ten Knights

Long ago in a far away land there lived a king, he was a very paranoid king, he worried every minute of every day, he lived in constant fear, but one day he had an idea, he had his blacksmith's forge a crown that when worn summoned ten knights that guarded his great grandfather, the knights names were Adoras the Abysswalker, Ornstein the Dragonslayer, Havel the Rock, Solir, Weird Al Yankovic, Batman, Boromir, Aragorn, The Evil Monkey, and finally Godzilla. They fought valiantly until they're first battle when disaster struck, godzilla was hit with an arrow and immediately went to destroy tokyo, boromir was killed, and aragorn took boromirs stuff and then went to get merry and pippin, The evil monkey realized he was on the wrong set and ran to another one, Batman went to fight the joker, Weird al yankovic sat down and promptly started singing Another One Rides The Bus, and havel, solir, ornstein , and adoras auditioned as video game characters. THE END…