Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or the characters. Just the plot of this fanfic.
"Is this what you've been doing all this time?" Atsuko yelled at her son while throwing a book at him.
"Ow, mom! What the hell?" Yusuke exclaimed. He had just been having the best dream and she had to go and wake him up.
But she didn't just wake him up. She woke all of his friends up. Yusuke and his friends decided to have a sleepover at his house. And now his mother was waking everyone up and throwing some book at him.
Yusuke heard Botan's gasp when she saw the book.
"What is it, Botan?" he asked. "Other than being woken up at six in the morning, mom!"
"Don't get sarcastic with me," she ordered. "What is this garbage?"
Yusuke started reading the book. It was a diary, Botan's diary; and it told about all of their exploits. Yusuke paled and looked at his mother.
"Well, you see, it's a very funny story," Yusuke tried to defend the group.
"Mrs. Urameshi," Kurama started, "what's wrong?"
"What's wrong? WHAT'S WRONG?" Atsuko yelled. "You have all been getting together in secret to write this, THIS…I don't even know what this is!"
"We didn't write anything, you foolish, human woman."
"Um, Hiei, you should definitely not have said that," Yusuke said.
Yup, that had done it.
~(-_-)~
"And now we're here," Yusuke muttered.
"Way to go, ferry girl," Hiei criticized.
Botan turned her nose to the air. "I didn't do anything wrong, Hiei. But your mother did, Yusuke. Diaries are supposed to be private."
"Do you not KNOW my mom, Botan?" Yusuke asked. "No set boundaries."
"Well, we better make the most of this," Kurama said.
"Why's that?" Kuwabara asked.
Kurama looked out the window of an asylum. "Because we're probably going to be here for a very long time."
A/N: Hahaha, believe it or not, I got the idea for this while watching Jumanji...I know, weird transition, but I'm hoping this will be funny. I have a weird sense of humor.