HELLO! AND WELCOME TO MY NEW NONSENSE! This time It's the song Johanna II (reprise) but I always call it Johanna 2 :)

ANYWAY! sometimes when Sweeney and dear ol' Anthony sing at the same time I act like they are singing at different times so johanna reacts to what both of them are saying. I just wanted to clear that up :)

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I feel you, Johanna

Excuse me? I do believe we've never actually had a conversation, let alone let you feel me up!

I feel you

You really don't…better you than that creeper I live with though…ew.

Do they think that walls can hide you?

They can unless you have X-ray vision, which you probably don't.

Even now I'm at your window

Woah. STALKER.

I am in the dark beside you

HOLY SHIT. *rapidly turns head over shoulders*

Buried sweetly in your yellow hair,

OMG GET OUT OF MY HAIR! *shakes head*

JohannaHow do you know my name? I just threw you a key to my room out of my window! Nothing too rash or threatening to my security, nothing like that…

And are you beautiful and pale, with yellow hair, like her?

Like who? What are you talking about Mr. Voice-In-The-Sky?

I'd want you beautiful and pale, the way I've dreamed you were,

Ummm, what? That sounds a bit creepy…especially since you sound like 30 some years older than me…

Johanna (in unison)

TWO people are singing about me? Wow. I'm quite popular considering I never leave my house

And if you're beautiful, what then, with yellow hair, like wheat

Wheat? You're comparing my hair color to a grain? That's nice…

I think we shall not meet again my little dove, my sweet

I don't think we've EVER met Mr. Whoever-You-Are!

Johanna (I'll steal you, Johanna)

Guy I threw my key to? You can steal me anytime ;)

Goodbye, Johanna

Goodbye, and please don't ever talk to me again!

You're gone, and yet you're mine

Umm, no, no, no, no I'm not yours. At all. Ever.

I'm fine, Johanna, I'm fine (Johanna)

Oh, that's good. Even though I didn't ask, but whatever.

Smoke! Smoke! Sign of the devil, sign of the devil, city on fire!

ANOTHER singing person I don't know? What is this? Sing to Johanna day?

Witch! Witch! Smell it sir, an evil smell, every night at the Vespers' bell, smoke that comes from the mouth of hell,

Wow. That's pretty dark.

city on fire, city on fire

OMG! Where?

Mischief, mischief! Mischief!

Mischief? What mischief? You're not making any sense…

And if I never hear your voice, my turtle-dove, my dear

Stop calling me pet names! I. Don't. Know. You.

I still have reason to rejoice the way ahead is clear

Clear for what, may I ask?

Johanna

Still me! *wiggles fingers*

(I feel you Johanna,)

Right, can you stop saying that? It's getting creepy…

And in that darkness when I'm blind with what I can't forget

Well that's quite poetic…anyway, what can't you forget?

It's always morning in my mind, my little lamb, my pet

Well in REALITY there is day and night. Get your head checked, Mr. Crazy.

Johanna

That's my name, don't wear it out!

You stay, Johanna (Johanna)

Stay? I am NOT a dog! Humph!

The way I dreamed you were

You DREAM about me? That's so creepy!

Oh look, Johanna, a star (Buried sweetly in your yellow hair)

Oh great. A star. Find me a constellation, then I'll be impressed.

A shooting star

Cool. Now why don't you jump on it and leave me alone!

There, there! Somebody somebody, look up there,

Where? All I see is ceiling!

didn't I tell you, smell that air, city on fire!

You did, but I still don't see the fire…are you crazy like Mr. Voice in the Sky?

Quick, Sir, run and tell!

I am NOT a SIR!

Warn them all of the witch's spell,

I honestly have no idea what that means…

there it is, there it is, the unholy smell,

I do not smell unholy! I take offense!

tell it to the beadle and police as well,

Can't. Im locked in my room and I threw that one guy my only key…not very smart now that I think about it…

tell 'em, tell 'em, help, fiend!

I just told you I can't! I really don't think that makes me a fiend!

city on fire

You've said that so many times the effect is starting to wear off…

city on fire

Yes. I well aware.

Mischief, mischief!

I wish I could get up to some, but I'm still locked in my room you see…

And though I'll think of you, I guess, until the day I die,

You guess? I thought you, like worshipped me or something…

I think I miss you less and less as everyday goes by Johanna (Johanna)

Well, I feel loved.

And you'd be beautiful and pale and look too much like her

Her? Whose her? My Mum? OMG, ARE YOU MY DAD? HOLY SH-

If only angels could prevail we'd be the way we were

Are you calling me an angel? Thanks daddy!

Johanna (I feel you, Johanna)

ha ha ha, now I have TWO guys who love me that aren't creepers! Hooray!

Wake up, Johanna!

I am awake!

Another bright red day

Bright red? Sounds like blood…but that's crazy! You don't kill people!

We learn Johanna, to say

Say? Say what? You sound like that woman who makes meat pies, do you know her?

Goodbye (I'll steal you)

Bye! And I can't wait for you to steal me Mr. Guy-I-Don't-Know-The-Name-Of!

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