"Up!" Taz yelled from her bedroom, her voice slurring and more Spanishy than usual after the large amount of tequila she had consumed (it was Tuesday), "Joo come here right now!"
Up dashed into the room, certain that Taz had something important to tell him, but instead he found her lying on her bed wearing nothing but her bra and a large pair of mittens affixed to her waist.
"Up!" she yelled, "There ese a snake! In my bra!"
Up wasn't entirely sure what to do.
"Up!" she yelled again, "Joo frost my cupcake, yes?"
Up blinked, "You want me to do what now?"
Taz's eyes lit up like they always did after a large amount of alcohol had entered his system, "FROST. MY. CUPCAKE."
Up wasn't sure what to do, "Can we go back to the snake in your bra?"
"OF COURSE!" Taz yelled, "Eet's name ez MINERVA! I found it in space!"
"And could you quit yellin'" Up asked, worried that Krayonder was going to come in and catch him with an almost naked Taz.
"NO!" she said, "ESE TEQUILA TAZ TUESDAY. AND JOO USED TO LOVE IT WHEN I YELLED UP!" She rolled over and suddenly her eyes got serious, "What is the matter with joo? You used to love it when I put de snake in de bra but now? You do not. I even put on dees mittens, joo see? They are to...turn joo on." She slinked across the bed, the snake poking it's orange and red head out of her bra...
And Up looked at the colors of the snake, the orange and the red melding together so perfectly. It looked like the way the universe is supposed to look. And suddenly Up knew what he had to do. He burst out of Taz's room, leaving her screaming protests behind...
He ran into the ship's living room where Krayonder and Specs were painting posters for a SAVE THE STARWHALES rally held every year by the Space-Claws because the Space-Claws were distantly related to the Space-Whales. Both of them were completely naked, but Up knew that was just because they were painting. You could never paint with clothes on and besides...
"KRAYONDER!" Up proclaimed, "I CAN NO LONGER FROST YOUR CUPCAKE BOY!"
"Up!" Krayonder said, quickly leaping up and sticking a mitten on his junk to hide it, "What are you talking about! Specs! He has no idea what he's talking about!"
"YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BOY!" said Up, "AND I WILL NO LONGER BE FROSTING YOU! I HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FROST! Oh hell-" he realized, "It's not even a fish! What is it! Like a pincey clawy thing? I dunno, BUT I AM IN LOVE WITH IT!"
"Up, man," said Krayonder, "I have like, no idea, what you are talking about, but like, if I did, I would be totally offended that you are referring to whatever you love as an it. And if Specs wasn't here, I would be totally offended that like, you don't love me after all of the cupcakes we have frosted together"
"Ah, Krayonder!" said Up, "I love your candy ass! But I love HIS candy ass more!"
So Up went to Pincer's cave and they had sex. While both of them were wearing mittens. They had sex forever. And Krayonder married Specs and Taz married Minerva, the snake from space that was in her bra.