=== Konan and Pein didn't think it would get so out of hand. It was originally suppose to be a small celebration, something just meant to reward their members for a job well done so far in capturing the biju. Nothing big. But of course, due to a certain origami mistress's yaoi fetish, the akatsuki leader was now dumping a whole bottle of Viagra into a punch bowl. Pein sighed heavilly as he tossed the small white bottle into the trash, Konan going around and putting small purple pills into the individual plates of food designated for the members. She immediately stashed the small pill bottle as the members began filing into the small, brightly decorated space known as the living room, each of them taking in the sight before them.
"Uh...What..the Fu-"
"CAKE HMMMN!" Deidara cried, interrupting Hidan a he launched himself at the table and practically inhaled the slice of cake before him. The Jashinist growled and was about to spout off some colorful words when the other members trampled over him to get to the party.
"JASHIN DAMMIT! They better have some fucking good ass cake!" Kakuzu sighed as Hidan stormed after the others.
"Oh shut up and enjoy it for once." The miser grumbled and removed his mask long enough to take a generous gulp of the punch. Kisame sighed and watched as everyone dug in, taking a small silver flask from his akatsuki cloak and flipped over the top, taking a long drink.
"Ah~ Captain, you are helping me through this night." The shark mumbled, stashing his flask away for later use. This was going to be one long night.
Kisame awoke with a groan to a brightly lit room and a skull splitting headache. He flopped back onto the comfy bed, the springs creaking in protest at his weight. He smiled in euphoria, feeling a tingling sensation down below.
"NNnnnn~~ Seems I got lucky after all." He chuckled and rolled over, looking over the bump in the bed. "Lets see who the lucky one was~"
Kisame purred out and pulled back the covers, his eyes practically bulging out of his head as his jaw dropped. Itachi grumbled in his sleep as the covers were pulled off, shifting and snuggled into the warm blue body next to him.
"Nnn~" The weasel yawned and pressed closer to the blue mass.
The shark stared wide eyed at his partner, correction, his NAKED partner. 'Had we really...And...With Itachi?' Kisame had a slight panic attack until he realized something. His partner was a sexy sexy guy! Why was he so upset? The blue man chuckled at his own foolisness and layed back down next to his raven haired partner, wrapping a strong blue arm around his waist. Little did he know that they would soon become even closer very soon.
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