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Hetalia Fairytale
Little Red Riding Hood-less Italy
Once upon a time, there was a little and cute Italian who lived in the Italian Peninsula. Even thou he was adored by many nobody gave him a red riding cloak because all the nations in Europe were in economical crisis, but that's a different story. Fortunately for him he was cute enough to get a nickname without the cape and he was called Ita-chan by all.
One morning, Ita-chan asked his older brother if he could go to visit his grandfather, Roman Empire, since he recently got kicked from heaven for molesting the angels and turning Virgin Mary into a party animal and beside that it had been awhile since they'd seen each other.
"Fine, but make sure that he doesn't turn you into a pervert!" his brother said. So they packed a nice backpack for Ita-chan to take to his grandfather.
When the backpack was decorated with white flags, the little boy pulled his brother's curl for goodbye and ran away before the tomato that was trowed at him had any chance of colliding with his head.
"Remember, go straight to Grandpa's house and don't eat all of his pasta!" his brother shouted. "Don't dawdle along the way and please don't talk to perverts! Europe is dangerous."
"Don't worry; Romano." yelled Felicino, while dodging another tomato, "I'll be careful."
But when Italy noticed some lovely flowers that resembled pasta in the woods, he forgot his promise. He picked a few, tried eating them and when he found out they weren't really yummy he settled for watching England in his Britannia Angel outfit, who was trying to fly by the way, and France in a kinky frog outfit who was trying to help him by croaking. It took little Italy few minutes to come with the deduction that they were either drunk or insane and he should better run away before they decide to molest him. Italy was enjoying the warm summer day so much, that he didn't notice the dark shadow that Prussia's chicks were creating from behind him.
Suddenly, Prussia and his army of chicks appeared beside him.
"What are you doing out here, Ita-chan?" Prussia asked in a voice as sugarcoated as possible.
"I'm on my way to see my Grandpa who lives in an apartment!" Italy replied.
Then he realized how late he was and quickly excused himself, rushing down the path to his Grandpa's house before said grandpa was able to molest all of his new neighbors. Prussia, on the other hand, did the smart thing and took a shortcut.
Gilbert, a little out of breath from running, arrived at Grandpa's apartment and after banging on the door and getting no answer he let himself in, after investigating the apartment he found out that Roman Empire was preoccupied in the bedroom closed with a certain long haired blond and decided to live things as they are now.
When Italy entered the apartment, he could scarcely recognize his Grandfather, who was strangely looking more perverted than usual.
"Grandpa Rome! Your voice sounds so odd. Is something the matter?" he asked.
"Oh, I just have touch of a cold." squeaked Prussia adding coughing and choking sounds at the end to prove his point.
"But Grandpa Rome! What big ears you have!" said Italy as he poked the bunny ears on Prussia' head.
"The better to hear you with, my dear~." replied Gilbert.
"But Grandpa Rome! What red eyes you have!" said Italy.
"The better to see you with, my sweetheart~." replied the albino.
"But Grandpa Rome! What big teeth you have!" said Ita-chan his voice quivering slightly.
"The better to bite your curl with, my cutie~." roared the ex-nation and after leaping out of the bed he began chasing the helpless Italian around the room. But then Prussia's brother, Germany, came and ran away with Italy far away from the strange noises coming from the closed and Prussia's chick army and they lived happily ever after until Prussia found their hide out and the poor backpack lay forgotten and never felt the joy of being opened.
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