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Volume 15 Issue 1 The Daily Prophet 5 Knuts
Sirius Black On the Move
By Heather Helterdob
Just recently, Sirius Black, the alleged murd-
erer of several people was sighted just outside
of London. The mysterious motorcycle he
usually has was nowhere to be found, but
several odd articles belonging to him were
discovered
The Ministry has reinforced their search party
to try and look for him. Several non-human
creatures are even helping for they fear that
he will come and kill them if he's not found.
For more turn to page 7.
Fudge Take up His Duty as Minister
By Gregory Goft
Minitster of Magic Cornelius Fudge was recently
inaugurated into office. Currently, he is rounding
up search parties to look for the murderer Sirius
Black. He plans to raise pay in all jobs and
establish new work places solely for seniors
who need some extra money.
For more turn to page 4.
Goblins on Strike
By Gregory Goft
Gringotts has been run for many years by
Goblins. They alone can get into the vaults
without being sucked in and left to die. De-
manding they be paid now, they have gone
on strike and will not let anyone withdraw
or deposit money into their vaults. They
threaten to release their special guards if
they are not being paid within the next
month.
Madame Malkin's Fine Robes and Wizard-Wear
-Dress Robes
-School Robes
-Party Wear
-Sports Wear
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