One evening Gaara and Izumi were going for a walk. The moon was full and bright. Gaara took Izumi's hand and held it tightly, the night was perfect. But little did they know that Tobi and Zetsu we're hiding behind trees and bushes attempting to "stalk" them. Izumi sighs and looks up into the sky, "The moon sure is beautiful tonight." she said. Gaara shrugs, "Eh, I guess, but not as beautiful as you." he smiled and squeezed her hand gently. Izumi blushes and rolls eyes. Zetsu and Tobi snicker at Gaara's comment and try acting out that scene. Gaara pulls eyebrows together and turns around, "Did you hear that?" he asked. Izumi sighs, "Oh god are you hearing things AGAIN Gaara?" she replied as she spinned around and looked. Gaara's mouth drops open, "I do NOT hear things….usually..." he says as he looks down. Izumi giggles and shakes head, "Oh Gaara." she says ashamed as she walks away. Gaara, a bit freaked out rushed to Izumi's side.
A few minutes later they get to a park and sit at a bench. Gaara looks into Izumi's eyes and smiles. Izumi does the same. As they lean closer to kiss, Gaara and Izumi suddenly hear, "because I'm your ladyyy…and you are my mannn! Whenever you reach for me! I do all that I can!" coming from behind them. As they turn their heads slowly they see Zetsu and Tobi singing The Power of Love while holding lighters in the air, swaying. As Izumi blushes, Gaara shakes head. "That's really sad; everyone knows that no one allows Tobi to handle fire." Gaara says. He gets up and walks to them. Tobi and Zetsu get wide eyes, "Shit." they say as Gaara pulls off their masks. Gaara gasps when he see's who's really behind the masks. "Sorry Gaara, I've always wanted to see what it would be like to be Zetsu." said Heromi. "And Tobi's such a noob I just wanted to release my inner weirdness without anyone judging" Izumi says while swaying. "Well wait, if you're Izumi, than whom the hell is-" Gaara says with wide eyes. He turns head slowly to the bench to see Hidan taking off the Izumi mask. Hidan grins and waves, "Haaay sweet cheeks!" he says in a girly voice. Izumi rolls eyes, "I do NOT sound like that!"
Hidan snorts, "As far as you know." Gaara faints with shock and falls to the ground. Izumi gets wide eyes, "Oh my god, Gaara!"
Hidan and Heromi grin and sway. "In the jungle mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight!" they sing. Izumi hits them in the back of the head, "GUYS! If you're gonna sing, do it right!" she smiles and stands on the bench, "IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE THE LION SLEEPS TONIIIIIGHT!" she screamed to the world. Heromi and Hidan get on the bench with her and enjoy the fun. And that's the night whales learned how to sing.
FIN
Now read the story while picturing Izumi as Tobi, Heromi as Zetsu, and Hidan as Izumi.