Nico and Rin sat in the middle of the club room. Across from them sat Nozomi.
"What do you want with us, Nozoboobs?" Nico asked.
"We did nyathing wrong..." Rin added.
"No... everything is wrong..." Nozomi whispered. Her eyes were closed and she held her hands together. Her eyebrows furrowed and she struggled to get the words she wanted to say out in the open.
"Then what's wrong with Rin and I dating?" Nico slammed her palm onto the table and stood up.
"Yeah there's nothing wrong with it!" Rin joined.
"No, no... it's all wrong..." Nozomi whispered.
"What's wrong then?"
Nozomi held out both of her hands and pointed to their chests, "You're both flat."
"Wha...?"
"Nya...?"
They both looked at each other, then down to their chests.
"Everyone knows the perfect balance for a relationship at Otonokizaka has to be one flat and one large," Nozomi explained.
"What?! That makes no sense! What about you and Eli?!"
"Nyeah! You're both large!"
Nozomi shook her head, "She's taller and has a smaller chest than me, it works out."
"What the heck, Nozomi?!" Nico raised her voice.
"We are nyat falling for your tricks!"
"Just look at Kotori and Umi... Sure Umi isn't exactly flat, but she is on the small side. Then look at Kotori who has a large chest. The two of them are perfect for each other," she slammed her fist on the table, "You two on the other hand are as flat as they come!"
"Rin, let's get out of here, she's gone loco..."
"Nyagreed..."
"Wait don't leave!" Nozomi got out of her seat and tripped.
Nico and Rin left the room to be faced with a crowd of women. They stood in pairs with the same description that Nozomi mentioned before, "Run! RUN!" she yelled from the clubroom.
"Attack the ones who break the code!" the girls yelled.
"Run, Rin, run!" Nico grabbed Rin's hand and tugged her along. They could hear a stampede from behind them and they rushed to the roof where they took refuge.
The two of them panted hard as they worked together to keep the door closed, "This is the worst day ever!" Rin yelled.
"Just keep holding on, Rin!" Nico slammed against the door with her shoulder and used all of her strength to keep it closed.
Rin spotted a pair at the far side of the roof, "Ahh! Kotori! Umi! Help us please!"
The two girls approached them strangely, "Umi... They're breaking the Otonokizaka code," Kotori said to the girl next to her.
Umi pulled out her bamboo kendo sword out, "We must eliminate them..."
"Not you guys too!" Nico tackled Umi, "Run Rin, I'll keep them busy!"
"No I can't leave you here Nico!" Rin stepped forward and the door behind her flung open, sending her flying onto Nico and Umi.
The couple scrambled to their feet and looked to see that they were surrounded. They could spot their friends among the mob as they were backed up against the fence.
"Rin..."
"Nico..."
The two hugged each other and said in unison, "I love you" before the mob attacked them.
Nico's eyes flew open to see a blue and cloudy sky above her. Drool rolled down her chin and she rubbed her eyes, "Was that just a dream...?"
She looked down to see Rin sleeping on top of her chest and purring like a kitten, she smiled softly and gently brushed the first year's hair.
"Morning, Nicocchi," a familiar voice greeted.
Nico looked to her left to see Nozomi sitting nearby, "Why are you here?"
"Just watching the cute couple sleep together," she replied.
"Cute? Are you sure it's not taboo?"
"No..? Why would I think that?"
Nico breathed out a sigh of relief and continued to pet the orange haired girl sleeping on her,
"Thank god that was only a nightmare..."