SUPERMAN: THE AMERICAN WAY
BY Pseudonym Incognito Jr.
Author's Note
Hey guys and gals, I'm sure you all really enjoyed DARKEST KNIGHT, my first DC story. I really enjoyed writing that and I was thinking of doing a prequel fic called BATMAN: YEAR EIGHT.
But enough about that, I've been working on this one for quite awhile, it's called SUPERMAN: THE AMERICAN WAY.
The story is all about Clark Kent/Kal-El/Superman adjusting to the doldrums of human life. I always thogut that life like that would suck if you could do cool things and punch peoplke but have to pretend to be someone by day.
Anyway, here it is!
I hope you all review and rate my fic. It's pretty good.!
CHAPTER 1
TRUTH
Metropolis is a city of glowing light.
The light that shines is bright and glows throughout.
This is the city of the Man of Steel.
Supreman.
Superman is flying around the city that day snd then he uses his super hearing to hear someone screaming. "HELP! SUPERMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
"Great Scott! Someone needs SUPERMAN!"
Superman flies even faster, children are screaming "Hey SUPERMAN" Superman has no time to wave, he is a busy superman!
Superman flies to the source of the sound and isabout to punch the fuck out of what ever is making the noise. He realized that he is at the home of intrepid reporter and super bitch, Lois Lan.
Lois is wrapped in a red Superman blanket, and Superman can see that she is naked underneath and he is aroused. Superman smirks slyly.
"Hey, Lois? Need some saving?" says Superman. Lois bites her lip "Mmm…say Smallville, I've got this problem…" Loise says.
Superman is Clarke Kent btw. Clarke Kent puts on his glasses. "What is it Lois?" Then LOIS FREAKS. THE. FUCK. OUT!
"NEVER PUT ON THOSE GLASSES WHEN YOU'RE WEARING THAT COSTUME YOU FUCKING ASSHAT! I WILL PUT ON KRYPTONITE STILLETOS AND JAM THEM DOWN YOU'RE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EVR RUIN MY FUCKING FANTASY LIKE THAT! DO YOU THINK I WANT TO FUCK CLARKE KENT! NO YOU STUPID ASSHOLE! I WANT TO FUCK THE MAN OF FUCKING STELL! THE MAN OF FUCKING TOMORROW RAMMING ME IN THE FUCKING ASS! I WILL TELL LEX LUTHOR, METALLO, PARASIT, DOOMSDAY, DARKSEID, LIVEWIRE AND SOME OF BATAMANS VILLAINS WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE AND GIVE THEM YOUR GAY ASS PARENTS ADRESS IF YOU EVR BLOW MY SEX LIKE THAT AGAIN! YOU HEAR ME, SMALLVILLE!"
Superman immediately throws the glasses across Metropolis.
Lois goes back to being horny. "Anyway, I have this itch deep deep in my pussy…could you scratch it?" Lois stand sup and drops the cape wrapped around her. "With your cock?"
FASTER THAN A BUILDING. MORE POWERFUL THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. ABLE TO LEAP A LOCAMOTIVE! IT'S A BIRD. IT'S A PLANE. IT'S SUPERMAN! YES, SUPERMAN VISTOR FROM ANOTHER PLANET MASQUERADING AS A REPORTER FROM A MAJOR METROPOLITAN NEWSPPAPER LIVE AMONG US…IS GONNA GET LAID.
Supermam throws his red tights through a wall and rips his skin tight leotard off entirely in one motion. Superman sprawls Lois against the bed and starts pounding his dick to make it harded and harder.
"Let me help you with that." Lois proceeds to stroke Superman's cock with her feet, she rubs and slaps his dick with her soles and it begins to grow and grow to a massive 25 inches, which is fairly small on Krypton.
"Not so small now, eh Smallvile?" Lois remarks. Superman slowly inserts his dick into the warm pussuy of this sexy reporter. Her pussy is very evenly shaved because she's such a organized and powerful starts off slowly, gyrating so that Lois can get a feel of his huge Kryptonian cock pumping inside of her.
"Don't cum too fast, Supes." Lois said and Superman smirked "Hey, that's Barry's department." They both chuckled and then Lois let out a big long moan. "Oh fuck yes, Superman! FUCK ME MOR!"
Superman began to speed up and pumped harder into her. "C'mon Superman, show me why they call you The Man of Steel!"
Superman pumped harder and harder, he could feel his dick expand in Lois' nice, tight pussy. God damn, it was so fucking warm. Lois was drooling, her vision began to blur as Superman pounded her so hard that her spinal cord began to resonate.
Superman kept ramming her harder and harder and Lois kept on begging. Lois yelled "Let's repopulate Kandor, I'll be you're fucking fucktoy. We can make lots of Kryptoninas!"
When Superman heard that he was more motivated then ever to pound Lois' tight strong pussy, her plump thighs bounced up and down with each thrust. Lois' firm legs wrapped around Spuperman's waist. She began to yell louder and luder with ecstsy. "Fill me with your alien Smegma!"
Her pussy was as tight as Power Girls, not like superman ever fucked Power Girl's pussy. He saw it with his X-Ray visoon. He uses that a lot at league meetings. Wonder Woman wears lead lingerie though
Anyway, Superman pulled out right before he came and shoved his enormous cock in her mouth. She began to gag and started choking on vomit that was tryuing to come up. "Don't worry Lois, I'll wash that down." He used his super speed to beat his dick hard and quickly, all of the blood rushing to one point, it became a plump tube of muscle. Lois shook her head as if she didn't want the cum but Superman knew she was just teasing.
He jossled her head up and down feeling her warm saliva and the vomit on his cock, the feeling was so fantastic. "Oh god, Lois! I'm gonna cum!"
He kept beating harder and harder so that it would all come out in one go. "GREAT SCOTT!" And suddenly, like a explosive round from a hand cannon, Superman's jet stream cum poured out…
And blew Lois' head clean off as well as through the bed and the floor beneath them. Feathers from the pillow flew up, dancing elegantly like a neverending waltz. Superman looked at Lois' headless corpse. "Good lord. What have I done?"
Superman put his red tights that were imbedded in the wall back on to hide his manhood. He slumped onto the floor and began to weep.
Superman screamed and wailed "WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I DONE!" Superman had killed the woman he loved by loving her too hard. It's that stupid argument every comic nerd brings up put into effect. "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! FUCK! ! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKK!" Superman was overcome by a feeling of absolute terror and shock as the headless body of Lois Lane remain crushed into her mattress. Superman rolled on the floor screaming and crying.
Good lord, dear god, holy fuck.
What has The Man of Tomorrow done?
Superman blasted off from the apartment like a bat out of hell, headed straight into the sky.
"LUTHOR WAS RIGHT! I'm not…I'm not human! I can't do human things! I've killed someone! I'm a fucking abominatiooooooooon!" Superman yelled as he flew hellbent to either kill himself or hide. He flew through the Stratosphere. Through the Mesosphere. All the way into the deep reaches of space directly into Earth's moon and through it. He continued to fly, like a missle guided by a madman on acid screaming where no one could hear.
"Great fucking scott. I killed Lois Lane. I can never return to Earth. There's no other explaination. I came all over the room, they can just analyze that and trace it to Clark Kent…wait…yeah…"
A revelation donned on the man of steel. "Clark Kent is just a pseudonym, a false identity! They can't analyze anything, I've never had a blood test. I'm not human! They could never read my blood anyway! They could never trace the semen to me!"
Superman felt a new sense of self bust through as he sat atop the Moon looking at earth. He felt a rush. Superman will live on! But…I have to pin the murder on someone…
Superman snapped his fingers "Eureka! Mongul! I'll kill him for "killing" Lois out of spite to get me." But then Superman thought to himself "Damn, Superman doesn't kill and I'm superman." He storked his enormous chin frome one side to the other mulling the ideas that stand before him.
Superman grinned. "Of course!"
Superman headed to back to Earth with a new lease on life. Everthing would be ok. Because Batman, was about to kill Mongul.
Clark Kent entered a local costume store and came up to the attendant. "Uh, excuse me? I have a costume party that I've been invited to and I was wondering if you had a Batman costume." The surly teenager across the counter looked up apathetically. "Batman?" he said inquisitively. "Yes" replied Clark.
The teenager scoffed "Dude, you know you're in Metropolis right? Batman is like not even that cool here." Clark gritted his teeth "Well…I think he's really cool and I wanted to go as him." The teenager shrugged "Like, look at you man, you would totally rock one of the Superman costumes. You look just like him if you lose the glasses, maybe spit a curl."
Clark tried to control himself "I went as Superman last year, I would like to go as Batman this year." The teenager stood up. "I'll see what we've got in the back, man but I doubt we have a Batman costume and especially in your size. What are you like 4XL? You are fucking ripped man! Jesus Murphy! You'd be a dead ringer for Superman, seruiously. Look at your arms!" Clark grabbed the teenager by the collar. "LISTEN, FAGGOT! I WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T GET ME A BAT COSTUME NOW! GET ME!"
The teenage began to shit himself. It's a shame that Superman has heightened senses because he smelled that shit before it even came out.
"Dude, ok! FUCK! Just don't hurt me. I'll see what I can do."
Clarke propped his glasses up "Thank you very much."
The kid came out with a moth ridden costume, extra campy with bat nipples.
Clarke smiled widely "I will take it."
Teenage "Dude, it's on the house. Just don't hurt me."
Clarkw grinned "You're a nice young lad. Have a good day."
Clarke went back to his apartment and put the Batman costume on. "Jeez Bruce, this explains all of the Robins."
(Get iut? He fucks little boys!)
Superman now masquewrading as The BNat-Man flew all the way to the outer reaches of the universe and grabbed Mongul who was sitting on his throne.
"The fuck?" Monugl said as he was zoomed across the universe all the way to Metropolis
"MONGUL YOU SHIT EATER! YOU KILLER LOIS LANE! MY PARENTS ARE DEAD! I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN!"
Clark thought to himself "No one is going to fall for this."
"Batman? Why are you doing this? Since when could you fly? Who's Lois Lane!" Mongul asked. Clarke smiled "Hey I guess I'm pretty good at the whole Bataman impression."
Superman as Bataman and Mongul crashed dead center in metropolis
Onlookers gathered around "Hey look, it's Batman!" "Wow Batman!" "Where's Superman?" "There are other superheroes?"
Superman/Batman beat the shit out of Mongul before he could get a word in edgewise. He spiral DDT'd him into the ground, picked him up and flew back out to the mesosphere. From there he delivered a spinning piledriver all the way through Lexcorp.
"DAMN YOU, BATMAN!" yelled Luthor.
Mongul's neck was broken but he ripped his head off just to make sure. The police crowded around SuperBatman "This man…this MONSTER…killed reporter, Lois Lane. She's in her apartment. I'm a detective. RACHEL!"
And with that The Bata-Man flew back to gotham ciuty.
Superman landed where the alleged batman flew off
"Did I miss anything officers? I heard Batman was in town."
Officer 1 sighed and put his hand on Spues shoulder.
Officer 1 shed a single tear "Lois Lane, is dead. That monster Mongul killed her. I'm sorry Superman"
Superman ripped the S off of his costume and yelled
!
That day, Metropolis wept. The most sarcastic yet incredibly hot reporter in the world had been murdered in her own home by a B-List villain who was in a really good Alan Moore comic once.
The day the news died. Perry White was never a man who cried over anything, he tried crying over this but nadda.
Jimmy Olsen weeped like a babby.
Clark Kent was a no-show.
Superman gave the ulegy.
"Lois Lane, was a woman who really showed me what the people of Earth are capable of. She was a woman of character, of dignity and of grace. Lois Lane touched me, all of us in a way that very few could. Through the written word.
She covered the smallest stories to the biggest catastrophes and when I went off to fight evil, she was with me every step of the way
The pen was mightier than the sword in her world, but the sword said otherwise..
She died because Mongul knew how much I cared for her. If it wasn't for the heroics of The Caped Crusader at the time, who's to say what Mongul could have done next.
To her I was more than just The Man of Steel. I was her lover. I was her companion. I was her protector. I didn't do my job and she paid for it.
They say I embody three precedents.
Truth
Justice
& The American Way
And I say no, I merely follow the Lois Lane way of life. She is truth, she fought for justice and through her coverage of the world, she forged The American Way. Lois Lane truly is, Earth's Greatest Heroine.
END OF CHAPTER 1
AFTERWORD
HEY EVERYONE, YOU LIKEYS! I though the Superman ulegy was a bit hammy but my buddy Gene said, "Dude…you should have Superman fuck Livewire." I don't know how that relates but in the next chapter, Superman fucks Livewire and Harley Quinn!
Stay Tuned for the next chapter of
SUPERMAN: THE AMERICAN WAY