My Girl Friend Sam
Prologue
This story will make better sense If you first read, "I Want A Girlfriend"
It was in May of 2010 when Freddie and Sam became boyfriend and girlfriend. Their union perplexed all who knew them, well, at least for the first month or so of their relationship. In the beginning, Sam's friends (and enemies) figured that she was setting Freddie up for some horrible public humiliation. Freddie's A-V Club cohorts were astounded that he had bagged such a pretty girl. Prior to Sam, his only other girlfriend had been the dreaded Valerie Packman. But that was back in the 7th grade, when Valerie hated the iCarly bunch and only pretended to like Freddie for her personal gain. However, four years can change much, and unbeknownst to Freddie, the present day Valerie had developed a legitimate interest in getting to know him on a very personal level. The fact that Freddie was the boyfriend of Sam provided extra incentive to fuck his brains out. Yes, Valerie had schemes….she too was a clever one. In fact, there were several girls who had put Freddie on their "pussy radar" and planned to fuck his nuts dry before he graduated. The motivation for each girl was the same: they would fuck Sam by fucking Freddie.
After considerable deliberation, the A-V club concluded that Freddie had learned some form of mind control and had hypnotized Sam into being his girlfriend. It was the only explanation that made sense to his fellow nerds. They didn't understand that Freddie wasn't your average science nerd or that he wasn't a social retard or looked like a walking pizza. The A-V club was one stupid bunch of geeks.
The rest of the school's male population figured that Sam (known to be bossy and bitchy) had gotten tired of not having a boyfriend, and hooked up with Freddie because he was the best candidate among the available "pussy-whipped" guys. In other words, he became her boyfriend by default, because no guy with a set of balls would put up with a bitch. Little did they know that instead of being "pussy-whipped"…. Freddie was whipping the pussy!
Carly and Melanie were both pissed and confused that Freddie had chosen Sam over them, and remained steadfast in their desire to reclaim Freddie, for their wicked and sexy purposes. However, time was running out and this had to be the year to achieve success in getting Freddie back and at the same time ruining Sam. Two years of failed seduction attempts was enough; Sam had to pay for her gall and Freddie had to once again lick ass.
After a while, the normal student's at Ridgeway lost interest in Sam and Freddie's relationship. Their coupling was so normal…so… undramatic ….so boring… that no one had any reason to talk about it. I don't mean boring in a bad way; they just seemed perfect for each other. People don't like happy or perfect….they like fighting and drama and infidelity.
None of this characterized Sam and Freddie. They were too goody-goody; a modern day Mike and Carol Brady. This was good for Sam and Freddie but it made for uninteresting school gossip. The interesting parts of a relationship are the hook up and breakup. The shit in the middle is the dull part. If a relationship lasts too long its' interest to others fades away. That's what happened to Sam and Freddie; people just lost interest in the fact they were a couple. However, interest in Sam was another issue….
The four years of high school are a time of major physical development in a teenager's body. Boys turn into men (or at least semi-men) and girls turn into that most dangerous of all animals: A sexually mature woman.
Freddie had changed physically, for the better, during the past two years. He grew to a height of six feet and added on some extra muscle. At Sam's insistence he joined the gym and committed himself to a consistent workout program. Overall, he had grown into a pretty good looking guy.
However, Freddie was still Freddie and his personality and interests had remained basically the same, in fact, he was probably nerdier than ever. He formed a computer builders club at school, became President of the A-V club, wrote for the school newspaper, and was president of a number of west coast science fiction fan clubs. He even joined a Lord of the Rings role playing group and often spent many hours masquerading as Aragorn. His interests kept him away from Sam most of the week. However, she didn't mind his "extra-car-rak-ulars" as she called them, and often encouraged him to spend as much time as he wanted, with his nerdy companions.
Sam had changed most of all during the past two years. Her relationship with Freddie allowed her to become the person she had always secretly wanted to become. She started by dressing more girlish and taking pride in her appearance. She straightened and cut her crazy, windblown hair, and started using a small amount of makeup. She was pretty to begin with, but these simple changes had made her beautiful.
Her appearance was only the beginning of her transformation. She toned down her attitude and became less aggressive. This led her to being friendly and sociable to others. At first, people thought it was some kind of act, a demented game to sucker them into a sense of false security, before she lowered the boom on them. But it was no game, and after a while, people accepted and then liked the new Sam.
It was at this point, about two years ago, when Sam was a sophomore, that events were set in motion that would result in her becoming the most popular and powerful girl at Ridgeway. The first step was academic; she became a good student. Without her tough girl persona to maintain, Sam was able to participate in class, and for the first time in her life, she actually tried to do well in school. She discovered that she was interested in a lot of things, and to her surprise, she learned that she was smart…really smart. When she started making better grades than either Carly or Melanie…..it really burned their assholes….but they smiled and patted her on the back. This was just another reason to ruin her but for now they had to pretend to be her friend.
The final blow to the self esteem of Carly and Melanie came when Sam, as a sophomore, made varsity cheerleader. No one at Ridgeway made varsity before their junior year….that was the unwritten rule. But Sam was the exception…. And it made them want to ruin her more than ever. To make things worse for Carly and Melanie, Sam was elected cheer captain the following year. Carly and Melanie almost had a mental breakdown, especially since they both had barely made third squad…..which at Ridgeway meant the cheer-rejects. Mandy Valdez had even made second squad…duck quacking… mother fucking… Mandy Valdez. It was almost too much for Sam's mortal enemies to bear, and would have led to hospitalization at the nut house, had they not both gotten put on anti-anxiety drugs.
Sam's metamorphosis was not only academic and social; she had developed into the sexiest girl at Ridgeway. Cheerleading had an unexpected and beneficial effect on Sam's body. The workouts and practices had trimmed away the excess pudge that years of fat cakes had left on her ass, thighs, and stomach. The result was a rock hard body that turned the head of anybody with functioning eyes; male, female, transsexual….trans-species…they all stared in admiration…and lust.
Sam had become the top girl at Ridgeway. She was smart, sexy, athletic, and social. She had it all and everybody knew it. She was the girl that other girls wanted to be. When she walked into a room, all eyes followed her, and everyone wanted to gain her attention. Her opinion, on any subject, was the only one that mattered, and the only one that people wanted to hear. She set the fashion for other girls to follow; dressing like Sam was the "in" thing. She was in high demand socially. A party was considered a failure if she wasn't there and her party calendar was always full. She was the school's Queen Bee.
It had always been her fantasy to be the school's alpha female. Before her great transformation, she held almost everyone at school in contempt and wanted to be in charge just to make their lives miserable. If someone, three years ago, had told her that during her senior year, she would be elected student body president, senior class president; be elected head cheerleader and…become the most popular girl in the school….. She would have spit in their face. But it was all true and she owed everything to being Freddie's girlfriend. It was the stability and love provided by Freddie that allowed her to drop her delinquent persona and release her true self.
Carly and Melanie had spent the past two years attempting to usurp Sam's position as top female but to no avail. They just didn't have it, and people grew tired of Carly's sarcasm and Melanie's overly conceited attitude. What really pissed people of was when Carly talked Sam into giving up her role on iCarly and replacing her with Melanie. The idea was to get rid of Sam and work on seducing Freddie, before and after, the web cast. This plan flopped because when Sam left the show…so did Freddie. As an emergency replacement for Freddie, Griffin took over as tech producer. This arrangement didn't last long, due to a practical joke that backfired. Melanie thought it would be funny to sneak into Griffin's room, during his first iCarly rehearsal, and rub her pussy with his favorite Pee Wee Baby…Peter Penguin. When Griffin unexpectedly walked in and witnessed what he called,"An act of Pee Wee molestation"….he immediately quit as tech producer and hurried Peter off to the Dry Cleaner.
Carly eventually talked Gibby into being tech producer and iCarly muddled through the year before their fan base fizzled out and they decided to call it quits.
It was the loss of Sam which doomed iCarly, because even though Melanie looked identical to Sam….she was just too bitchy to be funny.
Sam, on the other hand, was actually grateful that Carly had convinced her to leave the show, because she just didn't have time to do iCarly, and be Queen Bee at Ridgeway; because as we know, being a Queen Bee means having many responsibilities.
Sam's school and social success made Carly and Melanie more intent on dethroning her. Their hatred for Sam seemed to increase daily. This hatred was fueled by Sam's success in everything and their inability to do anything well (other than eat pussy and fuck). This kind of hatred and desire for revenge is dangerous, because it imposes no limits on the destruction of another. What began as an irrational form of jealousy had evolved into a shared psychosis. Carly and Melanie blamed Sam for everything, from their lack of popularity, to losing Freddie. Sam, in their minds, was the root of their misery. This made them sure of one thing; Sam had to suffer.
However, to see the three girls together would have led anyone to conclude they were the best of friends. But this was not the truth. Carly and Melanie pretended to like and admire Sam but it was all an act. Their ultimate goal was to destroy Sam and return Freddie to his role as sex slave. They were not very good saboteurs, and while they made many attempts to either ruin Sam or seduce Freddie, they had all failed. And since they only had one more year to destroy Sam, and conquer Freddie, the pressure of time made their anxiety levels skyrocket. This had to be the year they succeeded. It was now or never.
So, this is where we begin. It is September, 2012 and the beginning of Sam and Freddie's senior year. Be prepared for some crazy shit.
