A/N- For the record, this really happened between my sister and I. Our parents were upstairs, watching a violent movie, while we were downstairs watching The Velveteen Rabbit, Anistasia, and Penelope. We made fun of the characters, the plotline, the random singing. We got loopy off of sugar and then passed out. It was a good night.

-NOTE- I have changed my sister's name. Her real name is not Scoodles. Also, she agreed to my posting of this, so it's not like I did it against her will. I think that's about it….. BLACK NINJA LLAMA!

LOOPY!

"-Is being real more important to you than Toby's life?"

"Toby's dead? When did that happen?" yelled my little sister.

"No, he's not dead!" I yelled back. "That dumb rabbit! What kind of names are these anyway? Rabbit, Swan, and Horse. I bet that took a loooong time to think up."

We cracked up laughing.

We were lying on the living room floor, watching obscure movies, eating black llamas and drinking Coke. Obviously, we were on a sugar high. The thing is, when your hyper, it doesn't even have to be funny. Any random comment can send you into hysterical fits of laughter.

"Sir, I have some serious news."

"What? Tell me, man!"

"Toby has contracted scarlet fever."

My little sis looked totally confused. "Did he just say Toby is…. leaf?"

Let the giggling begin again!

"Oh my leaf, Scoodles, you're such a leaf!" I said.

"You're such a leafy leaf, its not even leaf!"

Later…

"What the Santa Clause, they're just dancing in the street!"

"Oh my leaf, it's the fat dude again!"

While Scoodles was distracted with the random bursting into song, I stole a black llama, right from under her nose. VICTORY!

I was trying to get the accursed plastic wrap off of it, when she saw me. What the Santa Clause!

"How many cookies have you had?"

"Ummm….. four or five?"

She launched at me, shrieking something about how I had had more black llamas than her, it was unfair, and give me that cookie right now!

I wasn't paying attention. I was trying to peel off the plastic wrap and shove her away at the same time. I wasn't exactly going well. She had the cookie right now, but I was pretty close to licking it.

Five minutes later, we had no black llama, and the ground was covered in the remains of the disintegrated cookie that we never got to eat.

"OH MY LEAF HE HAS HAIR!"

"THERE'S A MOLE ON HIS GROSS FACE!"

"THAT IS THE GROSSEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN!"

"I'm a wreak. I'm falling apart"

"You look good."

"Not really, because your limbs keep falling off…."

"What the Santa Clause! Dancing cockroaches?"

"That was so disturbing."

"It was sick and wrong."

"Get your butt out of my face!"

"My butt is like five feet away from your face, clearly!"

"Oh, I couldn't tell, I'm blind."

"As if!"

"You meanie fo feanie yo weanie!"

"You're a heartless monkey!"

"Yeah, well, you're a…. a….. monkey butt!"

"Poodog!"

Even more later…

"The fat dude's gettin' sappy…"

"OOOHHH A PONY!"

"Wow he has issues."

"I know right?"

"Who does that in public?"

Laterer…..

"BLACK NINJA LLAMA!"

"You ungrateful nugget!"

"He is such a buttmuch!"

"Her arm is so meaty!"

"DENIED!"

"aaahhh, old lady love!"

"FEBREEZE!"

At this point, Scoodles got up with a can of febreeze in each hand and began to attack me. Let me tell you, sprayable air freshener in the mouth is sickening.

…..

During a fight scene…..

"Ugly dude's gonna strike tonight!"

"Punch the buttmunch!"

"Hock a loogie on his face!"

"Well, he looks dead. Okay, on to the next movie!"

It's amazing what can happen with some Coke, black llamas, and a little sister.

This random story brought to you by Randoop, The Peeta Bread or Gale? debate, Some lizard off the street, and Lemons. Review or we will send Lizard to your house to eat your brains.

SUNSHINE AND SPARKLES TO YOU ALL!