Beep
James and Kendall are sitting in the living room, watching TV. Well, at least that's what they were pretending to be doing. Now, they're just flirting and holding hands. All is normal…
Suddenly there's a beep and a moan tears through the room followed by another beep. They look up at the TV in confusion, not remembering putting on an adult channel. The image on screen is one of Spongebob, flipping patties. It is muted. They share looks of confusion. James's head falls to the side, listening. The room remains quiet with the exception of their breathing. Shrugging, they go back to their previous entertainment, flirting. They throw in some kisses. After all, no one is there.
Beep. Moan. Beep.
They pull apart, kisses mostly forgotten, and stand up. They look around the room. Kendall's gaze is caught on something black and shiny. A walkie-talkie. He points it out to James and goes to it. James, ever the curious one, picks it up. He turns it over in his hands. It doesn't appear to be on. He sets it down. They continue to search for a few minutes, finding nothing.
The call of the couch and their hormones brings them back to the couch, Kendall straddling James's hips. They resume kissing, weird noises all but forgotten.
Beep. Pant. Moan. A drawn out call of 'Logan'. Beep.
Kendall sits up, gaze once again returning to the walkie-talkie. He goes to get it, James's eyes on him the whole time. He returns, examining the walkie-talkie for himself. A light comes on.
Beep. 'Logan' Moan. Panting. Beep.
The light turns off. Kendall's eyes light up. He whispers something in James's ear. James smiles.
Beep. 'Kendall' Panting. Beep.
Kendall sits back, looking pleased with himself. The moan he'd pulled from James was, without a doubt, real. James pulls Kendall back down for a kiss. The walkie-talkie in his hand lights up.
Beep. 'James?' Beep.
Beep. "James is unable to answer at the moment, but he requests that you turn off your walkie-talkie so that I can regain control of his mouth." Beep.
James and Kendall wait.
Beep. "Sorry… Forgot it was on." (Logan) Beep.
Beep. (James) "I'm turning this off now." Beep.
James throws the walkie-talkie and proceeds to pull Kendall down again. This time though, there is no beeping to interrupt.
In a random janitors closet
"I told you James was on bottom. Pay up." Smug. (Carlos)
"Gladly." Seductive purr. (Logan)
I don't really like this one as much as I liked the idea of it... Can't believe I wrote this three years ago...