HSM3: Askyia's Way :-P
[Make no mistake, I love HSM, but let's have some fun, shall we?
(Opens up with "start of something new"…AGAIN! We see a school we've seen…before! A bell rings, ah, the sign of some song about to start-)
Troy: whispering We're about to start the song…
Gabriella: whispering back, just more annoying Oh goodie…
Chad: whispering, although no one was talking to him I don't dance…
[they look at him
Ryan: leans over I say ya can!
Ms. Darbus: Stop that talking! If you're talking you can't listen to my incessant ramblings, now can you?! No! So stop!
Troy: not listening OMG Gabriella, we're totally gonna be in college!
Gabriella: I know! Isn't it wonderful!
Ms. Darbus: What did I just say?!
Troy: No time, Ms. Darbus, we must sing a song that no one has ever heard, AND WE MUST DO IT NOW!
Ms. Darbus: Well! I've never been this insulted in my ENTIRE-
Gabriella: -That's not true, Troy! These songs have been heard many times by the PDVOTDC's!
Troy: The who?
Gabriella: Poor Defenseless Viewers of the Disney Channel…
Troy:laughs Oh right! Those poor defenseless viewers-
Ryan: jumps out of seat Enough! We're wasting time! We should've been half way through a second verse of our musical number "What time is it now"!
Troy: By golly, you're right! gets up
dramatically, grabs Gabriella, they skip away
[a strange and yet painfully familiar remixed tune is heard in the background
Ryan: moonwalks
Chad: singing What time is it
NOW?!
All: College time!
[Let's skip ahead shall we?
Kelsi: Hey everyone! Can't wait until college! But before we talk about that, I came up with another song I'm gonna talk you into doing.
Martha: And I'm gonna dance again and shock everyone with my skizzils!
Zeke: And I baked something in the kitchen that will never see the light of day because I don't have enough screen time for that!
[they all look confused
Zeke: Cookies anyone?
[they all go to take a cookie from the plate we can't see as it skips ahead to a new scene…guess he doesn't get a lot of screen time…Troy and Gabby are in a hallway and people they don't know are walking around them
Troy: looks around Wow, this story is random…
Gabriella: Tell me about it…
Troy: Okay, see, first we weren't here, then we were, and now we're in this creepy hallway where we don't know anyone and-
Gabriella: Troy! I didn't mean it literally! annoying smile
[they both begin to laugh…really obnoxiously…
Troy: That was funny…but seriously, we don't know anyone here…
Chad: That's not true…
Troy: gasp You made it!
Chad: Yea!
Troy: Yea!
Gabriella: Yea!
All 3 singing: We made it, we made it, we made it, YEAH!
Dora the Explorer: We went to high school and completed it all, yeah we did it!
All: We did it, we did it, YEAH!
Dora: And we're gonna keep singing 'cause it's a musical, yeah we did it!
Chad: Wait! Who the heck are you?!
Dora: runs away like the creepy little
cartoon she is
Chad: OMG…I'm scared you guys…
Gabriella: So am I…
Troy: But as long as we're together everything's cool, right?
Gabriella: Oh Troy she bites her lip,
Chad rolls his eyes
Chad: You guys…
Troyella: Huh?
Chad: WHOA! Your names just, like, BLENDED!
Troyella: What are you talking about?
Chad: OMG STOP TALKING!!!
Troyella: What's wrong with you?
