DP (c) BH
An endless river of salty liquid comprised of urea, water, and other compounds flowed down Danny's face as he sat in his room, which had been painted a pitch black to reflect his emotions. The door burst open and Sam came in in a purple dress that only went down to her thighs in hopes of getting Danny's attention. She became very sad when she saw her display of legs failed to grasp his attention.
"Danny? What are you crying about?"
The boy sniffled and glared at her, his eye color now red although he was not under Freakshow's control. He was just so sad his eye color had turned from blue to a permanent crimson. Danny glared at her. "Why do you care? I know you hate me." he snapped, even with absolutely no proof that she hated him and all the while Sam was trying to get laid.
"That's not true!"
"YES IT IS. Everything sucks right now Sammykins," Sam didn't get mad at all for being called Sammykins, "Vlad doesn't love me, you and Tucker don't love me, and I'm certain I'll become Dark Dan even though I beat him and changed my future."
Sam bawled in response. "I'M SO SORRY DANNY!" she screamed even though she had done nothing. Danny crossed his arms and turned away.
"You don't mean it! SAMANTHA, SLAP ME."
Still not perturbed by being called Samantha, she did as she was told. The river of urea and water and other compounds increased. "That's right. Hit me again. And again. AND AGAIN."
Vlad burst into the room, hideously sobbing. "Daniel, I have decided to leave you and your mother alone. I don't love your mother. Also I don't hate Jack anymore and I don't want to kill him."
"LET ME BE YOUR SON VLAD."
"WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BE MY SON? I'M A MONSTER DANIEL."
"BECAUSE I TOLD MY PARENTS MY SECRET AND THEY DON'T ACCEPT ME AND KICKED ME OUT OF THE FAMILY."
A pause. "Then why are you still in their house?"
"I don't know! Don't question me! I'm too angsty to be properly questioned!"
The disasteroid turned around and hit Earth at light speed. Everyone died.