20 Ways to annoy Voldemort: For the sick people out there who have a death wish.
Call him: He-Who-Let-The-Boy-Live.
Call him: Voldewart
Call him: Old Voldy
Call him: You-Know-Poo
Blow raspberries every time he tries to talk
Just stare at him, and when he demands to know why, say, "Your just so pretty."
When one of his plans doesn't work say "Harry could' a done it."
Destroy one of his horcruxes.
Give him a rainbow, clown wig.
Permanently stick a sign on his back that says, "Kick me"
Blow him kisses and wink whenever he looks at you.
Kill the death eaters.
Give Rita Skeeter his phone number. (Please ignore the fact that Wizards don't have phones.)
Read him some lemon Voldy / Bella stories.
Heck read him all the lemon Voldy /Bella stories.
Call him "Curly"
Permanently stick those funny glasses with the nose and mustache to his face.
Paint his wand hot pink with sparkles.
Set his cell phone to ring "Jesus Loves Me."
Call him: Tom Riddle
Call him "Moldy Shorts"
When he is about to laugh maniacally sneak up behind him and do it for him.
When he is giving a speech copy him exactly without saying a word.
Start quoting from the Bible whenever he speaks
When he is about to kiss Bella make smooching noises and bat your eyelids