Disclaimer: "Harry Potter" series belongs to J.K. Rowling , not me.

AN: This is a collection of short stories with hints of slash here and there. Forgive me if you find any grammar mistakes, English is not my native language. And this one here is unfortunately unbeta'd. Enjoy!


Remus sighed but firmly kept his gaze focused on a parchment before him. He tried to get that nasty Transfiguration homework done quickly but was obviously failing due to the disturbing noises coming from Sirius and his new making-out partner.

His friend was sitting right next to him on a sofa, while the girl was currently occupying his lap. Not to mention that the boy's hand kept vanishing under her skirt. And all that in the bloody Gryffindor Common Room!

Remus wished he had gone earlier with James and Peter to stalk the girls, instead of „having fun" with Sirius (as he put it), when one of Sirius's hands touched his arm.

The blonde glared at his friend and then froze as soon as he realized he was being intently watched by those grey eyes. The moaning girl was busy sucking on the dark boy's neck but she must have been doing a lousy job, as he appeared rather unimpressed.

Remus clenched his teeth when he caught himself thinking what kind of marks he could leave on that neck, if given a chance.

Well, that was inappropriate.

Sirius smirked at the blonde and slowly moved his hand up till it rested on his friend's firm and slightly muscled shoulder. Remus took a sharp intake of breath.

He stole quick glances at the oblivious girl or the parchment, now heavily decorated with inkspots, just not to look at the boy. It felt so wrong to allow that skilled hand to touch his collarbone and even more, to let it take hold of his chin.

-Look at me.

Remus wasn't sure whether that statement spoken in a deep husky voice was meant for him or not, but he obeyed anyway.

-Oh, Sirius… - The girl threw her arms around Black's neck and glued her mouth to his own.

He had this smug expression on his face…

The blonde felt something snap inside of his head, as if he managed to free himself from a spell clouding his mind. He quickly rose to his feet and without another glance back at the couch, went up the stairs to the bedroom and forcefully closed the door.

Lupin was furious. He couldn't believe what've just happened in the Common Room. He remembered that self-satisfied smirk on Sirius's face while he was making-out with the enthusiastic girl and suddenly his heart tightened. He leant against the wall and closed his eyes.

Damn you Sirius Black and your idea of fun"