If any observers were their on Dirge they would have seen the heroic thief Sky and his latest girlfriend Radiant Jen Zi embraced in an intense game of tonsil hockey. However this game was short lived as they quickly slipped into a nearby tent.
"Jen Zi, you have to try this." Sky stated with his usual charm. Jen Zi looked a little uncomfortable and shook her head before releasing a simple "No". Not at all deterred Sky tried again, this time a little more forceful, "Jen Zi it is great and I do it all the time, you really should try it!" he exclaimed. To which Jen Zi sighed and said "Look I really don't want to, maybe you should ask Dawn Star or Silk Fox, I'm sure they would love to take you up on your offer." Deciding to change his tactics to teasing Sky began with "Oh come on, you take it and stick it in your mouth and," "Sky!" Jen Zi finally shouted exasperated, "Face it! I don't like lemons! They are too bitter and biting down on one like your describing would be gross. Now if you had peaches on you, then that would be a different story." Sky knew when he was beat. "Yes, dear." He finally said in a way that delicately mocked Henpecked Hou's utterance of the same phrase.
Author Note: wrote this because I wanted to prove that comedy can be done and to keep the Jen Zi/Wu balance in favor of Jen Zi, my favorite female PC.