Of course i don't own the inu yasha characters but i love putting them in funny situations. rated m because of lemons and drug use please review.thanx
On the anniversary of the death of Naruku the town that Shippo thought of, and everyone else developed, was alive with celebration. Everyone was telling stories of their parts in the destruction of Naruku. Everyone that was except Inuyasha was smiling and laughing.
Inuyasha was sitting on the edge of town. His tetsiaga next to him. Inuyasha was sitting Indian style and had his eyes closed. He thought that this small peace was only temporary. His ears twitched when he heard a twig snap behind him. He jumped up and put his sword to the attacker's throat.
"Sit boy" Inuyasha fell to the ground.
"Do you always have to do that" said Inuyasha
"Well if you weren't so jumpy"
Inuyasha sat up. "If you didn't sneak up on me, plus you know I would never hurt you"
"Yeah, yeah I know" Kagome sighed "look, are you going to come and celebrate with us or what?"
He growled, and Kagome stamped her foot. "Look pup, don't growl at me, plus what are you doing out here anyways?"
"Thinking"
"About what?"
"Nothing'"
"Anytime you say nothin' its kikyo, so if you want to sit and sulk over kikyo, who; might I add tried to kill you several times!!? Then go right ahead but I'm not coming to get you again"
"Whatever"
"Fine!"
Kagome spun on her heel, and marched off back to the celebrating town. Inuyasha rolled his eyes and turned his back on the town.
"Stupid girl, I don't want you coming back anyways"
"I heard that"
"Damn" he sighed "she hears everything"
"That too"
"Just go away already will ya"
"Look here buddy" Kagome was right behind him "if you don't come with me right now I'm gonna make you"
"ha ha make my day"
Kagome gently touched his ear and rubbed it lightly, Inuyasha leg started to twitch.
"Would you stop that" batting away her hand.
Kagome again reached out only this time yanked on his ear and started to drag him to the town.
"Leggo, leggo, leave me alone, stupid girl"
"I'm stupid? Who's being dragged by the ear to go have fun?"
Inuyasha growled, Kagome let go of his ear and Inuyasha followed her for fear of his ears.
Once in town Inuyasha saw Sango and Miroku cooking together but, inuyahsa also saw Miroku slightly rub Sango's backside, and as was typical Sango slapped Miroku, Inyuasha shook his head. But Miroku looked genuinely confused
"I thought since we acted like husband and wife cooking it was only proper that I showed affection"
"Affection would be a hug, not grabbing at me"
That was when Sango turned and saw Inuyasha and Kagome.
"Ah, Kagome, brought Inuyasha I see"
"And no doubt he was thinking about kikyo" said Miroku
"Was not" said Inuyasha tensely
"was too" said Kagome " just like the first time I came here, kikyo, kikyo, always kikyo, well she's dead"
"I know" said Inuyasha
Kagome turned her back on him and rolled her eyes, it was then she saw koga striding over towards them. She smiled warmly and waved to koga. He smiled back and ran to where they were all standing.
Inuyasha immediately took a step closer to Kagome, and koga raised one eyebrow, Kagome took a few steps forward that way she wasn't in between them and didn't have to pick a side. Instead she was next to Sango who smiled knowingly.
"Still with him, Kagome, you should get a man who doesn't think of the past and only of the future"
"What future were you thinking of?"
"Children with Kagome"
"Hey um no talking of children okay?"
"Yeah who do you think you are, and who's to say I wasn't thinking of Kagome huh?" Inuyasha blushed
"Ha you thinking of me, I'll believe it when I see it"
"Whatever"
Koga took a few steps toward Kagome and wrapped his arms around her waist he gave her a hug, a really long hug, Kagome was feeling awkward, because after about three minutes Koga was still holding on to her.
"Ok ok enough" said Inuyasha "you made your point"
"Oh Inuyasha I don't think, I have" he said still holding Kagome
"what is the point then?" he growled
"That while I hold Kagome she does not try to escape but with you she does doesn't she?"
"You don't know what you talking about wolf"
"Oh I think I do, Kagome loves me"
"Uh guys"
"Why you pig headed son of a"
"GUYS"
"WHAT?' they both said in unison
"Its time to melt the shikon jewel so lets go and we can talk bout this later k?"
"A price to let you go?"
"Which is?"
"A kiss"
"KOGA" screamed Inuyasha
Kagome quickly kissed Koga on the cheek and Koga let go. He smiled smugly at Inuyasha and when Kagome started walking to the bone eaters well, koga was right on her heels not letting Inuyasha get to close. everyone else followed the feud.
Once at the well everyone surrounded Kagome and Kaede, Kagome, lifted her hands and slowly took off the Shikon jewel, kaede was going to melt the jewel so that not only Inuyasha and Kagome could get through but anyone who had good intentions could pass.
Kagome handed the jewel to kaede, kaede took the jewel but also took Kagome's hands so that both of them were touching it they moved over the well so that the jewel could melt into the well rather then the ground outside the well. At this point Kaede then closed her eyes.
"Now Kagome repeat after me"
"Let us"
"Let us"
"Keepers of the jewel"
"Keepers of the jewel"
"Spread our knowledge"
"Spread our knowledge"
"and our ability"
"and our ability"
"to good intention folk"
"to good intention folk"
"past or present"
"past or present"
"May their passage be true?"
"May their passage be true?"
"Let it be" they said in unison.
There was a bright light and it momentarily blinded everyone, Kagome heard howls of pain and just as quickly as the light was there, it was gone Kagome then felt a thick liquid pass through her fingers. Kaede then let go of her hands and smiled.
Kagome turned to all her friends and smiled. Koga and Inuyasha take a few steps forward both reaching for Kagome. They both look at each other, both angry and jealous. Kagome's smiled faded and Inuyasha crossed his arms over his chest.
"okay Kagome, tell him your mine" said Inuyasha.
"no Kagome its okay tell him the truth your mine"
"you know Kagome this is good a time as any to talk, and tell the wolf to get over it."
Kagome didn't say a word, she walked up to Inuyasha and quickly kissed him on the lips Inuyasha was stunned and didn't move. And before he could react Kagome was standing by the well again.
"really guys I would love to talk about this but I'm late meeting Tanya so um bye"
and with that Kagome jumped into the well. Koga turned to Inuyasha, and furrowed his brow.
"what the hell was that?"
"she kissed me"
"I'm still better"
"then why didn't she kiss you?"
"let's go find out"
"fine"
Inuyasha ran to the well and just as he was about to jump in Koga pulled him away from the well.
"why should you go first?"
"because…."
"because why?"
Inuyasha chuckled and slyly moved closer to the well.
"because I'm better"
"how are you better?"
"because she kissed me" said Inuyasha as he jumped into the well first.
"get back here you god damn MUTT" screamed Koga as he jumped into the well after him. And everyone surrounded stood dumbfounded, not really knowing what to do.
And while the boys were fighting in the feudal era, in the present Kagome ran into her house. She looked around for her mother. But only found Sota and her grandfather she ran past them and found her mother in the kitchen.
"welcome home dear"
"thanks mom"
"oh Kagome, you friend Tanya is upstairs in your room"
Kagome turned around and ran to her room upstairs. she almost fell down the stairs and when she got to her door she burst in. She startled Tanya so badly that Tanya fell from the bed.
"Kagome!"
"Tanya I have so much to tell you."
Kagome went into detail about the ceremony and everything that was happening with the guys, Tanya listened intently not interrupting Kagome.
The first time Kagome realized she could tell Tanya was when in the gym locker room when the Shikon jewel fell from Kagome's neck and Tanya saw it and she picked it up for her. But when Tanya picked it up she saw all the different things that had happened to Kagome and about real demons.
At first Tanya didn't say anything but as time passed and they became closer friends. Tanya gathered the courage and asked Kagome, at first Kagome didn't know what to do but then told Tanya the truth considering she did need a girl to talk to.
And ever since then every Sunday Tanya was at Kagome's house waiting for a story.
"and then I kissed Inuyasha"
"you kissed him?"
"yeah"
"and what did Koga do?"
"don't think he could do much I was gone before even Inuyasha could react"
"coward"
Kagome stuck out her tongue at Tanya and at that moment her window opened and Inuyasha and Koga where sitting in it. Koga had a sly smile on his face.
Inuyasha raised his hand and hit Koga on the back of head. This caused Koga to fall face first into the floor at Tanya's feet. he looked up and saw Tanya, Kagome saw his mouth drop. Tanya raised an eyebrow and looked over to Kagome
"is this the pathetic wolf? Kagome"
"pathetic? Kagome? who?"
"Koga, are you ok, you hit your head pretty hard?"
"um yeah um I am ok um. "
"are you sure you are ok?"
"Kagome"
"its just Koga, you don't have to worry he has a hard head!" Inuyasha said laughing hard.
"INU YASHA!"
"oh no please don…."
"SIT BOY!!!"
Tanya watched as Inuyasha hit the floor so hard he almost went trough. Just like Kagome had described it. She couldn't help herself she just burst out laughing. She caught Koga's eyes she just froze. He was the most gorgeous guy she has ever seen. But she was not going to let anyone know what she thought.