Just a little poem I came up with. Lemme know what ya think :)

By the way, Ranma 1/2 is owned by Rumiko Takahashi. I make no claims

to her wonderful work :)

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I change to a girl

and back to a boy

To Xian-Pu and Kodachi

I'm just their boy-toy.

They see me as a prize to win

and not someone with feelings hidden within.

Poisons and traps are their game

But my heart I know they shall never gain.

Nabiki so clever and divine

If you weren't so heartless,

maybe you could be mine.

Selling pictures of me to Kuno was fine

But the day you started selling Akane's online

Was the day you crossed the line.

I know that we are a family to feed

But blood is thicker than water and friendship

more precious than greed.

Had you come to me I would have earned some bread

Since you've made your choices, you must lie in your own bed.

Kasumi so sweet and so kind?

Kami girl, are you blind!

Tofu-Sensi is gag-ga for you

When you're around him we'd like to lock him in a zoo.

I know you stepped in you're mothers shoes.

But take them off, they're so not you.

Get outta the house and find a boyfriend.

Cause life's too short for dusting and sweeping.

(Besides, dont'cha get tired of listening to Soun weeping)?

Ukyo - Uccan best buddy and friend

I know that your love for me has no end.

That is why it's gonna hurt me so.

When at last the day comes when I must tell you NO!

My father stole your yattai that much is true.

But being your husband, running your resturant would only make me blue.

Nodoka, mom how I've wanted to see

Your beautiful face smiling at me.

But things pop did and places we went

Have left a giant mark for which we repent.

I can't believe he made the stupid deal

Ten years of training when I was young.

Lone nights with pop on the run

From town to town we often sped

Avoiding the villiagers who were after pop's head.

But now that you know of the curse, what do you think of me?

Am I a man or just a has been?

I want to make things right with my friends and fiance

That is, if you'll let me live to see another day.

Finally Akane, the apple of my eye.

Why in the world can't you see P-Chan is Ryouga - the guy?

Maybe it's cause we always fight and argue.

Since you prolly hate me now, I might as well admit the truth.

I never hated you, can't you see?

My baka oyaji was the one who instilled hate in me

All kinds of stupid and silly things to say

When emotions and turmoil get in the way

Of the art for which I live and for which I've almost died.

Akane I apologize to you, for the last two years I've lied.

You're not the uncute tomboy, nor built like a brick

No, it's more like I've been an arrogant hardheaded prick.

If you'll give me another chance, I'll make you see

The kind of man a Saotome truly should be.