drake found a way, he found a waAaAy. joss thot this was plain goofbawl shananeguns, but little did he kno it would b the best idea evar in science histry.
drake come home from skewl won day and he say "hey josh i lurned about parbolas today, u see?"
josh like "what is a parabola, mah bruther"
drake be like "you dummie, you. it's like a circul, but only halfways. yur a reel dumass, joss. i can't even beleev you. y don't you just run away, joss, go somewhere else where other dummie mcstupedheads can be tugether in united!"
joss cried. "i'm sorry i upset you", he woefuly teered
drake den new he was a bit of a meanie and gave him a bro hug for bros.
so then drake playd his lectic gitar and sudenly his magical cords genrated a warphole. a man wif a beerd came out and yeled "HURMOR. THOU SHALT NOT BE GREEDY."
drake was like wut but then he triped on his gitar plugs and nocked over fatty joss and they both fell into the warphole
megan was like "where the hell r dose boobs"
walter herd this and said "clean up your foul mouth"
megan woefully respond with "sorry"
drake and joss go into warphole and meet king jon longshanks. he was kind of a meanie. he was also part robot, witch explayns why he malfunktioned during the psyning of the magna charta. he say in his robotic voice "fourscore and 56 times did i evar see spring" drake understud this and said "me too, king jon, now where r we"
joss then said "mah brother", drake angrily yell "NO YOU NO NEED TO SAY THIS ALL THE TIME"
joss luks arund and see all the pretty colurs. pinks and bloos and yellers. josh then say "i'm sorry drake but mistur danny schneidur told me to say dis."
drake then asks who this danny schneidur is and why joss is sweating so bad
a loud thundar clap is heard
drake and joss is cancelled
danny schneidur makes samantha and kitty, webcarly, zoe wunzerowun, and the victor show
THE END