Hello all you happy people! This teaser is dedicated to me slaves, Kat and Kai!! BWAHAHAHA! Dinner time! Hope you likey!
PS: Reviewers are loved. 3 3 3 3
DISCLAIMERS: I do not own most of the characters. Though I have them all locked up in me closet. Which is kind of weird because me closet has no door.
(If you don't know who some of the characters are, there are links on me profile!)
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Chapter 1
(Picture looms from side to side)
Kurama: Damn It, L! Hold the camera straight!
L: My apologies. (Holds camera straight at Kurama)
John: Ew! Don't try to give Kurama your aids!
L: What? (Camera looks at John)
John: Kurama! Don't take the apologies! You might get very sick!
All: .
(L turns camera to Itachi)
Itatchi: Hey, look! I tried to make a plushie of Kat! -Doll slumps over-
Mello: Ha! That's nothing! -Pulls out a binder full of pictures that he either printed out or drew-
(Near stood behind Mello and wiggled a finger puppet of a girl)
(Stare)
Kurama: Moving on. -Leads the group away-
(The rest chat about their favorite characters)
Mello: Omigosh! Omigosh! I love Dianna! I love Dianna!
Near: If I had the Death Note, I'd give it away to be with her.
Mello: I love her more! -Tackles Near-
Itatchi: You guys are fighting over nothing. -Puts arm in jacket- Kat is the best anyway! -Pulls out drawing of Kat-
L: Hurry, we need to get to Jamba Juice before the line gets big.-Runs and puts camera away-
All: Okay!
-Mello, Itatchi, L and John outside waiting, Near walked out, slurping his drink-
Mello: Hey, Near
Near: Huh? -looks up to see Mello-
Mello: What flavor is that drink?
Near: Oh, this? -Lifts drink- its berries and cream.
(Mello, wide eyed, stared at Near silently. Everyone watched them)
Mello: -Dancing- Berries and cream, berries and cream! I'm a little lad who loves berries and cream!
(Silence)
Sasuke: Enough, enough! That's enough!
L: I think I've officially become traumatized.
(Kurama, John and Itatchi come out)
Kurama: What's wrong with you guys?
(No response)
(Kurama shrugged and they went to McDonalds)
L: Itatchi, order for us. -Pulls on cloak-
What?! Ah! Fine. But you Bakas better order if you want more!-Walks to the counter-
(Chuckles)
(When the order came)
L: Aw! I hate pickles! -Tosses them to Sasuke's sandwich-
L: HA! HA! -Throws the pickles from John and Kurama's sandwiches- Yeah!
Mello/Near: Now let's all talk about Doujinshi!
Sasuke: Yeah -Throws fist into the air then goes back to eating-
Sasuke: Did you see that one with Kat in the pig suit? It was so hot.
(Itatchi puts his hand on the back of Sasuke's head and smashed his head on the table again and again, Itatchi without emotion.)
Near: I like it when Dianna kicks Mi-chan and her panties show when she wears a skirt.
Mello: I like the Mi-chan and Kai pairing myself. -Sips tea-
Kurama/L/John: -Glare-
John: Not the Mi-chan, dude. -Pulls pillow from under Mello. Mello falls-
Mello: What?! Haven't you ever thought about it?!
Itatchi: Only of Kat and Mi-chan. -Sips tea and gets hit by French fry- Alright, who did that?! -Stands-
L: -Eats calmly-
L: What are you looking at?
Itatchi: -Glares-
L: No, bad Itatchi! Eat your food! -Hits Itatchi's nose with a French fry-
Itatchi: -Growls and widens eyes-
L: Bong! -Mocking-
(Itatchi glares and sits back down)
Mello: Either way, I would think that you would like some SpikexMi-chan.
Kurama: Oh, sure. Taunt us.
Sasuke: I do admit that's pretty hot.
(Kurama, John and L glare)
John: Spike is a DOG!
Sasuke: So, and I'm a person.
Near: I want to go home now.
All: Why?
Near: I want to go watch some Dianna doujin! -Mello nods-
(They all went home and watched their characters, wondering what the hell they'd do with their lives in the next day)
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Very short, yes. But it's a short day...