Hiruma decided to try out a new weapon of his. He had read about it in 'HOW TO KILL AN ANTELOPE' monthly, so he just had to own it. Hiruma pulled out the instruction booklet for his new toy and read it aloud, "Insert the –BLANK- here and then press the –BLANK- here. This is easy enough. Hmm, what's this? May cause diarrhea, headaches, backaches, itchy eyes, and loss of I.Q. AW YEAH, DIS IS SHWEET!" Hiruma gave a thumbs up to Cerberus and said, "I'm off to mess with people's minds! Be good!" Cerberus sighed and thought, 'He's doing it again? Yeesh…' Hiruma tried it on Ishimaru first. "ME EYES! ME EYES!" Ishimaru screamed. Hiruma laughed triumphantly and exclaimed, "NOW TO TORTURE EVERYONE ELSE!"
And so, this is everyone's reaction to Hiruma's new weapon:
Sena: "THE PRETTYNESS! IT IS MY PRECCCCCIOUSSSSSS!"
Mamori: "I…NEED…SOME…FEMALE ATTENTIIIIOOONNNN!"
Kurita: "I AM TOO FREAKIN' SKINNY! I-MUST-EAT!"
Monta: "HELL, I'M NOT A MONKEY! I'M A CRAPPY SQUIRREL!"
Homer: "HEY HEY, LET'S DANCE ALL DAY! BOING BOING!"
The Hah Brothers: "HOO!" "HUM?" "MUFFINS!"
Komusubi: "THE ANSWER TO E+D-5 IS OBVIOUSLY 3!"
Yukimitsu: "I'M A SHITTY SQUIRREL IN A SHITTY WORLD!"
Rui Habashira: "LOL! ZOMG, DAT IS FUNNY! PLZE REVIEW!"
Suzuna Taki: "WHAT DA? SENA ISSHITTIN' LIKE DAWG...HUH?"
Natsuhiko Taki: "DAMN...I HAVEN'T EVEN APPEARED YET, FU-"
Shin: "KA...MAE...HA...MAE...HA!"
Sakuraba: "AFTER SMOKIN' SOME WEED, I LIKE TO SLEEP WITH DA CHICKS!"
Pikachu: "ASH IS A GODDAMN RETARD, DAG NABBIT!"
Hiruma looked at his weapon and thought, 'Who knew a Gameboy Advance SP had so much evil in it?' Suddenly, Hiruma screamed, "I'M HIRUMY AND I WUV YOU ALL!" Hiruma put on a dress and pranced around while singing 'This Land is your Land.' And so, the entire school became evil and possessed. THE END