Some Yaoi Insanity

Disclaimers: Uh, Gundam Wing does not belong to me, so please dun sue me! I have like, practically nothing!

Warnings-
Duo: Yaoi!!! Lots of yaoi!
Quatre: Lemon...there's some lemon...
Duo: Yeah...Quatre, you like lemons, doncha?
Wufei: Oh, Maxwell no baka! There's some fluffy Shonen Ai too.
Trowa:...
Heero: hn.
Duo: YAOI!!!!
Wufei: *smacks Duo on the side of the head* You need to shut up Maxwell.
Duo: Ouch! No fair!
Ukyou: Um, can I get on with the story yet?
Wufei: Yes! Please, before he starts at it again!

Trowa and Heero were whipping up some food they had seen on the Food Network. Heero said, looking upstairs, "I think Wufei and Duo are...uh..."
"Having sex?" Trowa said candidly.
"Yeah. I think I just heard Duo scream 'Wufei', so I assumed that," Heero answered, incredulous that he was having this conversation with Trowa, who he had loved since, well, forever.
"I'm rather jealous. I wish I was having sex with the man I love," Trowa commented.
"Oh really? Me too....but I don't think he loves me in return," Heero said, facing Trowa with his heart in his eyes.
"Oh, but Heero....I do!" Trowa said, then leaned down and kissed the wide-eyed pilot of Wing Zero. They crushed together, their tongues intertwining. They both knew they wanted each other, and didn't want to wait, so they promptly got rid of their clothes. Heero then grabbed a bottle of lubricant and lubed up Trowa's entrance. Trowa shook his head.
"Hee-chan...I-I want...*pant* to take you." Trowa said, panting softly, his desire clearly shown in his eyes.
"Of course..." Heero gave Trowa the bottle, but Trowa gave it back.
"Lube my shaft up, koi," Trowa whispered.
Heero nodded and squirted out a little blob of lubricant onto his hands, rubbed his hands together and then began rubbing up and down Trowa's length.
"Yes...Oh God, yes! Hurry, I want to be inside of you when I come!" Trowa said urgently.
"Heero stopped suddenly and laid down on the floor. Trowa laid down on top of him and quickly slid into his koibito. Heero squirmed until the pleasure overcame the pain. Trowa panted softly, which was beautiful to Heero's ears. Trowa slowly came almost all the way out of Heero, then slid back in. He then began stroking Heero's shaft, while thrusting in and out of the groaning Japanese pilot beneath him. Heero came first, his tight inner walls clamping down on Trowa's length, which quickly brought him over the edge. They came almost at the same time, Heero yelling out his koi's name and Trowa whispering 'Aishiteru' over and over again.
The two bishounen collapsed next to each other, in all their naked glory. Heero realized then that they were still in the kitchen and urged Trowa to go up to his bedroom with him to sleep.